The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden) 

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Jackie is 100% the author. She totally wrote herself into the story lol.

The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀

I can't believe that they never joked about Drew being gregnant

The most upsetting part of this fanfic is that they set up the "only one bed" trope and then never used it

Considering how quickly Danny recovers from his suicide attempt, I have to assume that the balcony he jumped off of was on the ground floor

I love how most of the time Danny just cries and gasps in the fanfic

Fanfic Danny‘s reaction to everything: gasping and occasionally cardiac arrest Fanfic Drew‘s reaction to everything: crying

drew’s facial expressions in the seconds after 15:30 are exactly what I would expect from a man who just found out about mpreg through a fanfic about himself

After some years, I finally had the idea of looking the fan fiction up. To my surprise, the story is nowhere to be found, but what I did find were MULTIPLE follow-ups to the original AND the story reimagined or remastered AND alternate stories of what happened to Amanda, so I went looking for gold, found an entire mine.

“Dad, where did you propose? Was it at Disneyland?” “No son, it was at a suicidal hospital”

This story was heartwarming and tear jerking, the story was perfect and made total sense. Jackie made me feel seen, as a person with a middle arm and purple eyes that wave. coastal rica is a gorgeous little known place, was very happy to see it in this story. would’ve liked to see more of denny’s stroming around and also perhaps more of logan pail. all in all this was a great story and i would one hundred percent read again. 10/10

the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.

I love how everything is so poorly written up until she's describing what Jackie's wearing

Its been 3 years and “chigaco” still manages to crack me up

Imagine having to read a fanfic about you dating yourself

influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing

My fav character was Denny, he had so many good lines. His dialogue was astonishing. The way he stromed around the hose really spoke a thousand words while Denny didn't say a thing. Says a lot about society tbh.

After almost 4 years, I FINALLY found out what the author meant by "tellise" 20:32 ... I accidentally stumbled upon the word but I'm pretty sure they meant "trellis" .. it has been bugging me for so long, I can finally be at peace again

This must’ve been the most uncomfortable thing ever yet they still managed to make it so freaking hilarious and not awkward

Jackie’s outfit being so detailed is so reminiscent of My Immortal, where the outfits are so much more detailed than literally everything else

I would pay 7 dollars to have this recreated in front of a green screen

Drew saying "I do" for the both of them is further proof that they are, in fact, the same person

Just going through a list of the characters (in order of appearance)... *_Danny:_* The new roommate, who has crush on Drew but is too busy having a hard attack to confess it to Drew. He's often found crying in the apartment and gasping. However, he does end up with Drew after they make out right there and become boyfriends. However this doesn't last long as he later finds out about Drew having sex over a livestream with Logan Pail. After this Denny proceeds to commit suicide. He survives the accident and forgives Drew, they then get married. *_Drew:_* The secret crush of Danny, known for flirting over Skype, talking like a horse, and getting kidnapped by the Paul Brothers. He also has a secret crush on Danny. Drew mysteriously reappears however and because of the excitement goes in to kiss Danny once arriving back at the apartment. And they become boyfriends. But their relationship gets temporarily destroyed after he has sex with Jake Pail (see below). But after Danny's suicide attempt and a beautiful moment of forgiving, they got back together. Not just as boyfriends, they got proposed! Drew later gets pregnant by Danny? No, not by Danny, but by Jake Pail after he had sex with him. Danny and Drew end up getting married *_Hen:_* The nervous butler, who can be found gulping in the corner. *_Denny:_* Has no lines in the entire story, but plays an indispensable role in the plot. *_Amanda:_* The brace gf who went missing/died in Afghanistan *_Jackie:_* The goth self-insert/neighbor who has extremely long hair, massive purple eyes that can wave, a badass studded belt, and a middle arm. She waits outside of Danny and Drew's apartment almost 24/7 carrying a camera in hopes of busting in to the apartment and filming Danny's confession of his love. Luckily she is useful as she calls 011 and saves Danny by driving him to the suicide hospital and gets him McDonalds. *_The Pail/Paul Brothers:_* The notorious TRvidrs who kidnapped Drew and brought him to Coastal Rica where they punched him hard. Then held Drew for ransom only giving him up if Danny made a video saying that the Paul brother's were the best. *_Logan Pail/Paul:_* The sleazy brother of Jake Pail/Paul who makes out with Danny while Drew is away in Coastal Rica before Danny finally tells him, "go Logan go away" getting rid of him. But not for long, as he later meets Drew at a sushi restaurant in Chigaco and seduces him using a masterfully edited video of Danny saying he'll never kiss Drew again. But Logan's lie gets found out. This doesn't put a stop to his antics though after he jumps on stage and attempts to ruin the wedding of Drew and Danny. *_Jake Pail/Paul:_* The brother of Logan Paul/Pail and a member of the Paul/Pail Brothers. His biggest moment in the story is when he takes Drew to his hotel room after seducing him. They began having a steamy make-out session. But before you know it, they move on to bigger things... sex. But little do they know, it was all livestreamed!! And Danny and Jackie saw them having sex! *_Ethan Cline:_* The legendary Jewish marriage officiant who decides that he can marry Drew and Danny (after their first wedding failed) and that it can still count for them. He defends Drew and Danny from Logan by going into him. *_Hula Cline:_* The brother of Ethan Cline, who has the ability to pop into rooms. *_Jenna Marbles:_* She doesn't do much to the story but is clearly an important person in Drew and Danny's life as she attends the wedding. *_Pewdiepie:_* Again, doesn't do too much to the story but attends the wedding. *_The Prest:_* A failure, can't even keep a wedding together. Edit: Thankyou to MikeyJBlakeJR, robertfaulkkner5508, marsh.al.mel0w162, basicallybroadway8127, and melody_chan5509 for the corrections

I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.

I think the funniest thing about this fanfiction is that the author came up with a super strange excuse to write out Amanda while simultaneously not acknowledging Laura's existence.

Danny hissing "what do you want" will forever be my favorite part in this video 😂

drew actually looked so concerned at the end when danny said he liked the story

I’m gonna tell my future kids that this was heartstopper

Drew and Danny have such great comedic chemistry.

I love how casually drew gets kidnapped, the scene where he’s taken doesn’t even last a paragraph 😭😭😭

i love how jackie describing her outfit has more detail than the entirety of the story

I want to imagine an alternate universe in which “Chigaco” and “Coastal Rica” exist.

an extremely overlooked part of this video is that danny and drew don’t know how wattpad works & they just thought the author put in “to be continue” for the funsies

I love how Danny (or should I say Denny) and Drew were tearing apart the inaccuracies of pregnancy test and maternity test, and just ignored the fact that somehow a biological male got pregnant.

It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.

i love how danny could literally be an actor. he really captured the true essence of fear when he first saw drew

Fun fact: If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it's positive, he might have testicular cancer. That's no child you're carrying Drew.

No matter how hard I try I can never stop myself from rewatching this video. It is a serious problem. I randomly remember lines from this fic and start laughing on a regular basis.

i can tell how uncomfortable this must had been filming while having a heart attack danny... stay strong danny

I do appreciate that they don’t question Drew being able to get pregnant, just the fact it happened so quickly.

the kidnappers in this story are the only real allies. they were willing to bring their captive back, letting all their hard work go down the drain, all because they didn’t want to stand in the way of queer love ❤️

i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story

Danny: *uncomfortable the entire time* Drew: *laughing to death*

It’s been three years and makes me laugh more every damn time. Edit, 1/8/23: LOGAN PAIL?!!

I love to think that while these guys were recording this, Amanda and Laura were down stairs talking peacefully, only to hear their husbands upstairs yelling: GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY!

I watch this video at least once a month. It is legitimately one of my top five favorite things on the internet. I laugh every single time. I would consider it a safe space and brings me such comfort.

I love that the kidnappers shipped Drew and Danny enough to fly Drew back across the world.

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?

Fun fact: if someone objects to a wedding, the wedding cannot continue, and you have to do it in a different date

Drew: “There’s a lot of muscles mass-“ Danny: “Is there though?” Drew: “excuse m-“

9:03 After Danny said, “ Drew, you’re a horse” and Danny goes to pick him up, I just imagine Danny trying to lift a horse. 😂

Literally my comfort video. Had a bad day so I threw on headphones and cleaned my room while listening to this. Old Drew is helping my depression

I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted and “meanwhile, in chigaco” still gets me every time

2 years since amanda went missing in afghanistan. our fallen solider. 🇦🇫💪🕊

I had a shoulder injury that got worse when I got too busy to watch Danny and drew and yesterday I started watching them again and today my shoulder hurt a lot less so… Danny and drew = medical help confirmed (this is a joke if you have medical issues please go to the doctor for something else that still gives you actual medical help)

Here I am again, laughing at the Logan Pail roar for the 100th time

Not ashamed to say that this is both my favorite Danny and Drew video. The way they work off each other is LEGENDARY.

I went through all the stages of grief watching this omg

I like how the writer either forgot who got pregnant, or decided to make all males capable of getting pregnant and also making others pregnant

they should read more fan fics because its literally the funniest thing ever

Bro i cannot tell you how much i laughed at this video. The way Drew and Danny acted out this story made it so much funnier. This was a great video, even if i watched in 3 years later.

This is the most I have laughed at a TRvid video in YEARS thank you so much past-Drew and past-Danny

I literally rewatch this once a week and always think I can handle watching it in a quiet room without laughing and FAIL

I like how Danny is actually kinda into the story like “hm. It’s not… the worst thing ever. It kinda works” and drew over here is just like “NO”

Wait...so drew was kidnapped, and then the kidnappers just dropped him off back at his apartment? Why did they even kidnap him in the first place? 😭

I like how Drew getting kidnapped isn't even a major plot point

I'd like to note the Quentin Tarantino level genius of Danny being in the hospital after attempting suicide because of Drew, only to have kept the wedding ring and box perfectly intact on the way down in the event that Drew decides to say "I sowwy"

sometimes i get discouraged about my own writing but i feel confident at least knowing i’ll never write anything as bad as this

You lied to us! You are not a virgin for life, despite the wife seen as your wife is now pregnant! 😂

I’ve rewatched this video so many times and thought i got used to how funny it was but 13:48 made me half snort and half spit out the water i was drinking all over my phone lol

I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am, but I am reliving my own bad fanfic days that probably went like this before my account got deleted. 😂

drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context

still rewatching this on a regular basis so here is every time that danny gasps 7:01 7:25 19:31 20:20

9:27 i actually saw that exact interaction in a book. literally the exact same dialogue. "Be my boyfriend?" "Yes!" and when I read it I HAD to come and say it. the book is The Edge of Being by James Brandon

I come back to this video like every few months or so and it never gets old absolutely top 10 Drew Gonzalez moments for sure

Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend

“Go Logan, go away” has the same energy as “swiper, no swiping”.

It looks like Danny is just having the worst year in his life, his heart was beating too fast, he had all of his bones broken from a failed suicide and he was crying happy tears all the time.

I love how this story has a plot twist every 5 minutes. I have never seen a story go into a different direction like that every 5 min.

Jackie is the biggest and most obvious self-insert I've ever seen

Jackie is a national hero and I hope wherever they are now, they are doing well.

i want a recreation of this where danny and drew play all the characters but get ethan and hila to play themselves

Judging by Jake Paul's book, I'm 99% sure he's the author

this is one of the creepiest and most hilarious fanfics ever

no matter how many times I watch this it's still so. god damn funny. drew and Danny are fucking hilarious together I wish I could've been to their tour

I love how both of the Paul brothers are love interests in this story

I can only imagine what Laura was thinking if she heard these two reading a fanfic about themselves through the door 😂

i love how no one is talking about “meanwhile in the suicide hospital”

i love how drew's first concern with the pregnancy test was that he got the results so fast, not that he's pregnant

PORRA DANNY, PQ TU FOI FAZER UM VÍDEO TÃO BOM? KKKKKKKKKKK JÁ É DE MADRUGADA E EU NN POSSO RIR ALTO KKKKKKKKKK TRAS MAIS ESSE CARA, VCS JUNTO SÃO MUITO BOM KKKKJKKKKKKK

I 100% believe that the person who wrote this made it bad on purpose and is a genius on the level of the author of My Immortal

watching this after finding out danny's having a kid

i will never ever forget “denny stromed around the house” for the rest of my life

This is funny to watch knowing the recent news that Danny is going to be a dad🎉

“Virgins for lives despite the wives”-Danny and Drew Now Danny is going to have a little Greg 🥹

i love how denny calls the cops after drew got kidnapped but they just never show up and aren't even mentioned in the rest of the story

I come back to this video every so often just because I remember actually crying tears of laughter watching it for the first time and it never disappoints. This is peak comedy, you guys.

I think this story needs to be submitted to those awful TV channels that will air anything... the actor who will play Drew will need to give actual birth... it will truly blow my mind and I can finally die happy 😂

I love how unashamed Danny and Drew are about reading this. If I read this, I would be cringing JUST from reading the description😭