STOP MAKING FOOD IN COFFEE MAKER (Tasty)

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Egg fried beijing corn

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

FAILURE

Crazy nieces and nephews arguing about beans and seeds over here. Haiya

@Christopher Lee woahhh, that’s not even the same thing man thanks for continuing to ruin a joke, a year later. 😡🤬 LOL

LMFAOOOOO

@jaarc14 what do you think coffee grounds started life as my guy? (Also it’s a joke buddy I’m sure you’re a delight at parties)

You don't put coffee beans in the pot, how'd this get so many likes

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HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

It probably has less to do with your stroke and more to do with the poor quality of comedy anymore

@Dusty Old Hat oh ok

@NoodleBomber sorry trying to message some one

@HARRISON FROST why not mate?

@NoodleBomber no its ot

@D.Robert Digman exactly, its the best thing to do.

Start wrapping your MSG in foil now lol

@Aaunyea b

Coffee makes me sleepy 😔

I just get woken up by my gremlin ass cat 😊

the voices in my head prevent me from sleeping sometimes it's annoying honestly they're so loud

I have two ways of wake up: Either by alarm or someone or something or even a situation that press me to wake up like how po wake up since his dad tell him he Will be late for work (kungfu panda btw)

I wish they would release the scripts for people to read off to change the AI voice in my phone to... well.... anyone patient enough to read/record the whole thing and list it with a price online. Hell, imagine even if just Disney started doing this. You could have Darth Vader giving GPS directions, or any other Disney character. I recall thinking this idea up when I was playing the full MGS franchise on my winter break(all games except for the few rare portable games that aren't peace walker) and at some point my thoughts were being narrated by Otacon lol)

Same

Now that's what I call E MO TIO NAL DA MAGE

Same, his voice just stuck in my head, really weird

@Freddy Kabuffke it's catching

I was just thinking the same thing.

This man is father of quotes 🤣🤣

isn't that just common sense?

Agree. Please use proper kitchen utensils to cook.

Considering the pandemic, that's good advice.

Everyone around you: **Chuckles nervously and scoots farther away from you**

NOOOO MY OATMEAL 😭😂

I have a feeling i would pack instant noodles and oatmeal if i went on vacay but i won cook it in an coffee maker or iron it

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That's where I put like lol

@Alvin Dueck your brain is like not working

My heart says he is right 🤣🤣

@Tide Pod Pad Thai right you can stick it in the microwave if there is one, or just boil water in the coffee pot instead of throwing the whole dang thing in like a crazy person.

@Alvin Dueck I mean in that very specific scenario, sure, but what Uncle said about hotels not cleaning their pots is true. A lot of places just give things a rinse and think about how much worse you're making it for the next person who wants coffee and they get hints of eggs and ramen plus the unsanitary nature of the coffee maker. Most places have a microwave, or get cup noodles and boil water in the coffee maker instead of cooking it all in the pot. Also the original person only quoted the video and said "so true!" and you're being rude and saying that was stupid. Saving money on your downtime IS wise, lashing out at people who liked the video isn't.

no one tell her coffee is a bean.

@Hamdrew Ryan That's what I keep telling people. We tried to make prisons civilized. We try to reform them,to teach them new skills. The programs are all there. The prisoners for the most part insist on acting like animals.

In Canadian prisons I've heard how offenders will temporarily remove the power cord from the day-room TV. They'll hook up a scrap of metal between the two wires that will heat up like an element when the cord is plug into an outlet. That can be used to light contraband blunts (sometimes using bible pages as rolling paper), torture other offenders, or heat water for tea before being returned to the TV. If they were given a coffee maker you can bet they'd use it as a still. Canadians are resourceful.

For homeless families temporarily housed in hotels (a common thing in the UK), a cookbook like this could be a lifesaver!

People in this reply section seemingly forgot that the point of prison isn't to make people suffer, it's to keep harmful people away from society in a secured place. Of course it won't be the best real estate, but it's not a torture house either.

Lmao

-Uncle roger,Art of asian cook

Uncle Roger quoted those lines before Sun Tzu knew anything about war.

As waichu I don’t think sun tzu said that. But I totally agree

@When what Where how omfg are you 12 years old bud

@Dusty Old Hat maybe you need to sober up or something. Or reread. “Whoooosh” is it?

@Dusty Old Hat back at you apparently. I was wrong to assume you understood sarcasm

@Dante Loparco international McDonalds locations *do* have unique items, so they can be fun to try.

@The Real Lady K.Hatake Room service is pretty pricy though, but most places worth vacationing to have local food worth eating. I'm a foodie so thinking about vacationing without eating the local food sounds pointless to me. I do have a ritual of going to a mcdonalds once on all of my vacations though, just for a funny story to tell like "yeah I went to Italy and ate mcdonalds."

What's the point of going on vacation if you're going to be a cheapskate on it. It sounds completely pointless & the point of room service is for you to eat some good food w/out cooking it. For that ho to McDonald's if you wanna be cheap🙄.

@Alex V when you dont clean it before you will have more flavor...mostly unwanted flavor but still...xD

I cringed at that part too… where is her logic!!

When we have convention in hotel, I do this because we are quite poor (the hotel is paid by our office and we do get free food for breakfast, lunch and dinner but sometimes you are hungry at other times) and hotel food is very expensive.

@Virjuniorstill you'll have to taste what you're cooking and in my case I'd adjust the food to my preferences. Even when I cook something that's not from my country. Sometimes the local have differences in the cooking method and the way they season it. It's nice to have someting new that's not your own cooking and be surprised with the differences.

@yohanes that's why I try to cook new stuff plenty. I've done Cuban, Dominican, Jamaican, Chinese, Japanese, Indian and German. Gonna branch out to Ethiopian, French, Canadian and Israeli.

@Alvin Dueck because if the food's fucked up, people stop coming. It isn't the age of Typhoid Mary anymore...

How Did they find out?!

Sounds like Uncle Roger's taking a page out of Nigella Lawson's book-

@Kitty Kat 🏳️‍🌈 If you have other questions, ask away!

@Goekhan Bag thank you! My school barely teaches about anything related to college so this helps!

@Kitty Kat 🏳️‍🌈 There are full studies where you only study one thing. 180 credits. Then there are studies where you study a major of 120 credits and a minor of 60 credits. You can study two things but focus on one. It depends on the university program what is offered as a full study or major or minor.

What does minored mean? Sorry still trying to learn about college

@trollin Ape philosophy majors are very into asking why something is, and engineers are very detail-oriented i assume

I used to work w this really old guy for 1 of my first jobs. On our lunch he would make Hotdogs and tea in a coffee pot than instant Mac n cheese. Like a toddlers meal. If you said something he'd get SUPER defensive.

Pretty sure Japan has a theme restaurant dedicated to that.

I think they made something on a toilet seat alr

I mean I’ve seen a woman make a milkshake in a toilet so I wouldn’t be surprised 😭

How else would you do it?

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Yeah, this video gave me memories from 1st year university residence - there was 1 microwave on the floor and it was disgusting, and we weren't allowed anything in our rooms other than a kettle/coffee maker and personal thiings like irons and hair curlers/straighteners, etc. My floor was full of artists and engineering/architecture students - let's just say everyone got really creative when their meal plans ran out.

Try multicookers, they might also save your life. Everything in a pot.

😂😂😂😂

haiyaaa

Your dad definitely not asian

@Timothy Leonard

Oats are extremely healthy & a curative.

He a white dad for sure

@Sebastian Stock It wasn't about 'that chick', btw... it was about Auntie Helen.

Let's be honest... whoever bangs that chick has no taste in any kind. 🤣🤣🤣

Heard enough horror stories of misuse of kettles and coffee machines that I would always rinse them.out with hot water before use.

Some people in the comments have said people clean their underwear and stuff in them. Which sounds waaayy to crazy to be true... But, some people be crazy... I know I am never using a coffee pot again 💀

When it gets accepted as the norm, then he will smuggle the other stuff lol

lol

i saw him at an airport one time and he actually did

Uncle Roger : But it's just MSG Guard : And this is European where we loves bland foods Uncle Roger : Noooooo...

@sabrina ye, I'm lucky I have no dietary requirements, but where I was people who didn't have eating disorders were allowed to bring their own food.

Honestly appreciate that you can eat in the psych ward. When I was in there I'm celiac and have a dairy allergy so all they could give me was one 30 calorie plain rice cake per meal. They didn't allow people to bring in other food. I had to ask them to leave because I can't live on one 30 calorie rice cake. How ridiculous is it that the damn hospital isn't set up for people with a legitimate disease (celiac)

@Faity "Dandelion wine" sounds so cute, idk why. x3

Since hotel food is so expensive for no reason, I usually go to the supermarket or eat outside.

@Sky yes, anyone who buys all their meals at a hotel for over 1 week stay.... i consider either an extremly introvert, or just too wastefull with their money. Usually the price for all the meals for a day, costs as much as the actuall stay for that day. So a 2 week vacation.... Id rather save that money, Go outside try delicious local foods:) Afterall tasting local cousins are often part of the experience when on vacation. Sandwich, pizza, whatever at nearest local cafee or resturant. Usually very not expensive when cacation outside of the west. And if vacation in the west.... dont find western resturant interesting since i am from the west;) so in the west: supermarkets or just local sandwich shop. Vacation outside of the west: local cafee or local resturants to taste the cousins:) Or just buy some very affordable food at any supermarkets:) And then for all that money you saved.... can use it for another 2 week vacation w/o overpriced hotelmeals;) It is like get a 2 vacations for the price of 1:) (Or more correctly: paying for hotel meals is like: paying 2x the price for the value of 1 stay;)

@Ruben just go buy a deli sandwich or something then cheaper than hotel food

Actually the food at hotels are usually so overpriced that it only takes about 1 week of stay before you can but both a coffeemaker and iron;) Hotels uses the food prices to push up their margins significantly. It is like going to an ok resturant, but getting grade below average food;)

Unsure whether this means you actually worked in a hotel, or just general customer service - but unfortunately I have a terrible (-y awesome?) story to tell. In highschool marching band, for finals competitions, we stayed in hotel rooms for a few days to perform. I had a rather devious friend who loved to bring glowsticks to all our competitions. Some days he would just wave them around, and others he would cut them open with scissors and spray glowing paint around the bus on our way back home. He wasn't the only one; it was a bit of a tradition to play with them. I never thought too much of it, as the glowing residue would stop glowing after 20 minutes and become invisible quickly. However, at these finals, everyone would tend to go the extra mile to find entertainment as we were stuck away from home for 5 days. Some would bring gaming consoles to play in the hotel, some would bring fancy cookware to cook nice meals for friends. But this friend decided in our Senior year to bring... an entire. backpack. filled. with glowsticks. probably 30 of the high powered kind and the rest the kind you usually see wrapped around peoples wrists at festivals. After a couple nights, he decided to reveal to us (the other 3 in the same room as him) this arsenal of glowsticks that he brought with him. All other gags and trinkets that we had brought and meddled with for the past few days set aside, his backpack was clearly a ticking time bomb compared to our otherwise harmless pranks. I mean it - a standard backpack stuffed so full that it couldn't fit even 1 more glow stick. it probably weighed 60 lb. One night, we all felt unusually adventurous. to start, we put gummy bears into the coffee filter section of a coffee machine, ran an energy drink through as the liquid, and brewed this sinisterly sugary concoction. An hour later, I witnessed 2 of my friends having a light-saber battle in the room, particularly the bathroom, of this hotel room. They stripped to boxers, accepting that they expected to be coated with glowing ink afterward. It went far, far, far further than that. After an HOUR of them battling, they emerged, coated HEAD TO TOE in glowing ink. I skeptically wandered into the bathroom in which they fought in, only to discover the toilet literally emanating a glowing aura, a BEAM of light from the water, which lit the entire ceiling; The lights were off. Apparently in their 'fight' they dumped 1/4 the backpack straight into the toilet. .... tbh probably the best place for them to empty them, for cleaning purposes. nevertheless, not a single square inch of the rest of the bathroom was spared. My sincerest apologies to whoever it was who had to clean up after these friends, even though they've left me with a probably unbelievable story to tell. Or, if we may be so lucky, the glowing contents simply stopped glowing and smelling after a few days, and my group got off Scotch free. I hope someone enjoys this story - lemme know if you made it to the end.

Wow, I figured he'd have to hire a crime scene clean-up crew after all that carnage

I mean it is his house

@Xin Yu he pretty much uses the same area for stuff, its not a different kitchen

Why is she so bad tho😩

@TheTubejunky TV show? It's a TRvid series.

@Ellen Azhari Make? I highly doubt the food (if not for the camera) was even fully cooked. coffee makers don't get that hot (usually). "Unless uncle Roger see sticker on it saying Made in China" Than again it is a TV SHOW, so I guess it's real. IMO not eatable. "Hiii Yaaahh"

Still funny just watched

Yuck

So many better options. Fast food breakfast, gas station food, grocery store prepared section, restaurants. I’d rather just eat a granola bar than eggs made in a coffee maker, let alone fish 🤢

And that way, you can sneak like bread rolls or other snacks into the paper napkins and food is sorted for tea later in the day too!

Thank you

Complimentary breakfast became a granola bar after the lockdown.

Exactly. Usually I get full by eating their buffet breakfast and I just save eating meals outside on certain days where I want to try the local cuisine.

I swear he smokes that shit 3 times daily. Good shit.

@Team Payaman stop spamming

If you enjoyed that, I have a little something to add to it... that albumen protein that he mentioned is also what egg white is made of.

Imagine being allergic to some food etc and some selfish jerk has cooked food on the coffee maker. 🤯

Imagine what room smells like after frying bacon on iron without exhaust fan

@Vanessa BEAUTY gtfo

STOP RICKROLLING US FFS

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Really easy to do! Boil it in milk and butter instead of water and add a fair amount of salt.

I think the only homemade remedy to removing smell is vinegar but I guess u won't have any luck finding it in hotel room.

Use pressure cooker.

I agree

Same with insta pot!!!

True! When i moved in my first own apartment I didn't have an oven so I bought a really good rice cooker. Shocked my dad when I told him I make whole meals with it & not just rice. But it tastes amazing. Those 60€ were invested perfectly

Ngl, it feels more than just a rice cooker

I drink that shit everyday

In the USA it's Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup if you're sick and the people that believe this are so incredibly stubborn. Any soup would work just as well but nooo, it *has* to be Chicken Noodle Soup.

Just drink hot water XD

@javier arranz LMAO sounds like my dad. But we’re not Chinese tho hahahaha

I'm in the South USA. Sweet tea is life!

@ab cd You'd be surprised at how even big-name hotels like Hilton or Mandalay barely deep-cleans their rooms or even change the beddings if it looked "clean enough".

@Dracyn Navarre If someone is allergic, then they should always make sure to clean everything thoroughly at a hotel room before they use them. The hotel should have done that but like you said, some workers are poorly paid that they won’t. Even if I am not allergic to anything, I still clean everything that I am going to put my food/drink in.

@ab cd the idea of this video is that you’re using a HOTEL coffee pot to cook in. And I don’t know about you, but I don’t really want to put my life in the hands of someone who barely makes minimum wage and has next to no oversight when it comes to cleaning. I knew someone who was a hotel housekeeper. They were told that if it ‘looked’ clean then to just give it a causal wipe down for dust and move on.

@Dracyn Navarre I think it is the restaurant responsibility to clean properly and sanitized the coffee maker, cups, etc. after every guest.

Suggestion: don't google piss+kettle+hotel