Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks

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It is an honor that Jschlatt reacted to one of my videos

I love the part where he ranked them

My favourite part about this video is when he ranked the videos! He neatly and cleanly sorted them into well thought out rankings with absolutely no bias! I love these ranking videos and am so glad he makes it clear in the title that he will be ranking tiktoks, truly a great channel.

these videos are so damn mind-numbing that i forgot 60% of the tiktoks

If anyone was curious about the AIR BNB videos, I can explain each one. The teriyaki sauce one is the most peculiar because I feel like you can use any other type of goopy liquid, but it's put there to basically check if the window has been opened or not when you are not in the room. The magic marker one is the same idea but just for the door. The electric razor one on the light switch is to see if bugs come out of the lightswitch, the fast and strong vibrations of a razor makes them scatter out of them.

This was an astounding new episode of the Tiktok reaction series and I can not stop reminding myself of it. The climax was astounding and the excitation is always charming. My life has transmuted in multiple directions due to this thrilling adventure. I have now realized the world around me for how pulchritudinous this video and all the others are. And I am yare to witness more to its fullest. At the beginning we witness Jschlatt laughing at a child that has just tripped while endeavoring to jump over a long object while utilizing a ski. He then commences to laugh as the clip cuts out and he verbally expresses his call-sign, Schlatt, as he expounds why he is reacting to Tiktoks. "A couple days ago, I asked you guys to send me your favorite Tiktoks" Jschlatt exclaims. Then, the clip cuts to three heroic super-human like firefighters spraying down a burning building right after it was already extinguished; however, due to the heroic nature of these firefighters and the prurience for their paycheck, they perpetuate onward, spraying down everything inside a hall profuse of different rooms. "Brother, you got it, you got the fire, you got it, you got the fire." verbalized Jschlatt. The clip immediately cuts out after the words fly out of his mouth as he joyously exclaims once again, "and somehow, they keep getting worse.". Another clip commences rolling as a mighty basketball player verbalizes "Lebron Jame" as he commences bouncing the ball exasperatingly, yare to ace the hoop, then with a final throw, it hits his camera stand as it falls over. Panicked screaming is aurticularly discerned loudly as the camera hits the ground. Meanwhile Jschlatt is visually examining and he compliments the astonishing basketball player, "You got it, you got it, keep dribbling, scarcely of a double dribble- okay you missed, you missed okay." The clip then fades swiftly away like the blink of an ocular perceiver as he promotes his incipient blanket, the "Schlanket". Excitingly, Jonathan Schlatt Proclaims "Additionally, The Schlanket is determinately here! Link is in the description along with today's sponsor, Rocket Money". The clip once again cuts to an ebony man in dark robes commanding the listener and Jschlatt to "Inhale, . . . Understand that you will . . . Exhale." Jschlatt inhales then exhales just as he was authoritatively mandated to then thanks the man profusely, the clip ends. Another clip commences following the terminus of the anterior one, an old British woman exclaims "Walking home, gonna find an open window. I found one" after wheezing the camera cuts to her in juxtaposition of the open window. Then, without hesitation, "GETAGEOUYOUINANOPENWINDOW *Gigantic Wheeze*" as she absquatulates from the open window. Jebediah Schlatt then laughs "What, what the #### is going on in the UK? You got people who just scream into open wind-" the clip replays as Schlatt is cut off, once again laughing. I will now stop inditing since I'm only 56 seconds in the video thank you.

I love just watching schlatt descend into insanity every video

there’s just something about Schlatt getting pissed at paintball that makes me wanna just cry laughing

We not gonna talk about how schlatt STILL has his Christmas tree up.

Every encounter schlatt had with the being know as the "airbnb guy' Teriyaki sauce 19:27 Magic eraser 19:52 Electric razor 23:48 .

I have the constant feeling that schlatt will just break down crying at any point in this video

It’s fun watching these videos knowing that he absolutely hates them

It takes Schlatt a month to come up with a new adjective to describe his submitted TikToks.

As a Brit I can confirm we shout into random open and windows and that we do not claim Ryan as one of our own

i love how schlatt has been laughing less in the tiktok reaction thumbnails over time

Schlatt my man, there are a million things more important than making sure all the paint gets in the marker

1:54 i love the way that his laught is perfectly timed with the music on the beggining

how does no one talk about how the video isnt synced

Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

Shlatt reacting to the fish and chip shop is hilarious

Schlatt needs to do this live more often. It doesnt feel right without him reading stupid messages from chat

Schlatt's wheezing is immaculate. Sounds like a retro video game.

25:53 i couldn't stop laughing for minutes straight my chest was in so much pain and i was tearing up

Is it just me or does schlatt keep descending into madness with every one of these videos

These tiktok videos are funny, but I miss those more interactive ones like presentations and bedrooms, I understand that they're much harder to put together, but those are some of my favorite videos in a while and I'd love to see a return is all edit: holy schneedt this comment got popular, and i thought this opinion would be more controversial, the people have spoken schlatt!

I love how on the merch store all the clothes look so professional, then you get to the Schlanket. We got what we asked for

5:40 the Collab we didn't need yet well deserved

2:58 Schlatt came so close to stopping the recording and doing some off camera things.

That burger from Wendy's is called the T-Rex burger. Used to be a secret menu item, not sure if it is still "practiced" in every restaurant.

Thank lord for schlatt (and these tik toks) being this funny, he is the only thing keeping me happy while my dog luke is on his last legs.

I love how the weird lip guy just keep guessing schlatts favorite things correctly and makes schlatt more flustered each time he appears. The rizz is truly unmatched

My favourite part was when Schlatt ranked all of the TikToks relative to each other!

The fact that Jschlatt been through so much trauma he doesn't even see it coming

I love how schlatt always puts "Ranking" on the title of his videos but does everything other than ranking the videos

My favorite part is when schlatt turns into jschlatt and starts jayschlatting all over the place.

Respect for Schlatt and the fact he’s actually selling the schlanket

ive never laughed harder than seeing schlatt say "hear me out" seeing a walrus whistle

i love watching 'schlatt' fake laugh at all the tiktoks. truely an inspiring sight

It’s so fucked up how this man can upload (albeit probably the best) reactions to funny vids collected by his community and after a whole ass month of not uploading pull a mill views in a day. The title thumbnail combo is so perfectly maximized too. And here I sit perpetuating the cycle. Great vid as always Look upon ye mighty works and despair

I always start dying laughing when I watch jshlatt

Whenever Jschlatt does new videos like these, it makes me want to watch Jschlatt more than I want to already

Fun fact the 9 patty burger was a real good at Wendy’s, under a different name but it’s considered a “secret menu item” ands it’s served only at a select few locations now, thought I’d explain for those who don’t know😁

25:12 You could see the dissapointment and just pure shock on schlatts face 😂

jschlatt you're becoming one my favorites. Because of the uncut humor(although some is cut for YT TOS), but my god you're hilarious

Schlatt is the perfect balance between common sense and insanity

I love the part where shlitoris ranks the tiktoks. truly a moment of all time.

schlatt is unironically one of the most handsome dudes I have ever seen.

Little explanation of the firefighting tiktok: they were doing an overhaul and cooling the walls, as their TICs (Thermal Imaging Cameras) probably picked up that the walls were still hot. Either that, or they were using a destroyed building for training, which is what our fire company does

Hey bucko, fun fact that Wendy’s burger is called the t-Rex burger. It’s an actual thing, because of the amount of products it uses, a manager is usually supposed to be the one to make it. I’ve made 3 myself. We might sell it if you ask but it depends on the restaurant.

good to see irean doing her usual shenanigans. let her know next time ill make her some tea

I'm so glad to see you doing what you're passionate about. Really inspiring to see people making money doing what they love. Keep up the good work Schlatt

One thing to note about Air BNB guy, I once heard from a man who spent 5 years living on the run from police that he always left "markers" on his hotel door and windows. These could be anything from tape, hair strands, just ANYTHING you could put on the door to let you know that someone else has been in your room while you've been away. There was actually a scene in No Country for Old Men, where the bounty-hunter dude handed his cab driver a stack of cash to take him to a different hotel because he saw that the blinds were closed on his room as they drove up. As for what in the unholy-FUCK he was trying to do with the hotdog, the electric trimmer, and the magic eraser, we will truly never fucking know.

I wasn't really a Schlatt fan...until 14:32 . that reaction is priceless

Fun fact, that burger from Wendy's does exist, it's called the T-Rex burger. It's when you order a Dave's Single and add on 9 extra patties.

Crazy how "Schlatt" went from doing what he did in 1999 to reacting to TikTok videos

It’s always good to see Schlatts husband appear again here 7:43

Schlatt be reacting to the most despicable ahh TikTok’s 💀

As a certified British person, that video is what most chippy sausage and chips actually look like. I like to imagine that most of us wouldn't dare ruin such an excellent meal with that much ketchup, but other than that it doesn't actually look that bad.

These videos are keeping me my wonderful insane self, the Schlankett is incredible ❤

8:52 Love how he just plays along with it.

24:18 easily my fav clip

Is it just me or does it sometimes sound like schlatt is laughing in autotune which makes his laugh even more contagious and wholesome

the only clip that made me laugh is jschlat reaction to the sandwich video

I love the part where he ranked them. Truly a ranking of all time

20:08 is the funniest reaction schlatt has ever had, especially the way he says 'oh my god' like hes so confused and concerned lmfaooo

I’ve been in the dark abyss for years… but now there’s a Jschlatt video to pull me back to reality

The way that schlatt just pulled out a gun killed me 🤣 23:05

I swear watching a jshatt video is like a core workout I'm laughing so hard

Every time he makes one of these the “My name is Schlatt” becomes more monotone. He is realizing that this is what his identity is now

So glad “Schlatt” is continuing this series, if he knows what’s best for him

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

Have to sit back and applaud Schlatts take on the Ohio stuff... he never misses

I can’t believe schlatt finally made the schlanket. imagine all the ladies I would get with my sched and schlanket with my schillows

There WAS a time where you could order that from Wendy's, legit. So it's possible that's a franchise location that still does it. Also, you CAN still order that same concept from In n Out.

It’s nice that “schlatt” is so caring for his community 😮😅

It really took Schlatt a month to come up with another descriptor to call TikToks. Someone needs to send him a Thesaurus in the P.O. box.

Coming home from a long day at college and a Jshlatt upload puts a massive smile on my face

That buger is not on the menu, but if you go to certain Wendy’s, you can order the T- Rex buger

I love the Air BnB videos. They’re so random but because of that they seem so genuine which makes it more ominous at the same time. It’s hilariously scary. Scarily hilarious!

I'd love to see you play more scuffed Wii and steam games. I miss that type of stuff

Sometimes the videos aren’t funny to me but schlatts laugh makes it so funny

For me when ever I see a new TikTok video I laugh wayyy more if it was just the TikTok’s I wouldn’t laugh thank you jschlatt

11:59 honestly 3 has gotta be it for me. It has a very interestingly gray and dark landscape, but it doesn't come off as creepy to me. All of the others are ones look way too bright for me. Like, how you sleeping with either an intense moon, or red sun shining through your window?

I thought the same thing at first about the 9 patty Wendy's burger but its true, that thing exists and it's hard as hell to finish 🤣

Always a good day when we get Jschlatt content

To put into perspective how funny jschlatt is I almost choked on a piece of an apple just now.

9:08 Love how schlatt turned his head too 😂

Dude Jschlatt’s laugh is just:🤣🤣🤣🤣priceless

1:31 Schlatt laughing in content aware scale

Congrats Jschlatt, you're number one on trending Keep up the good work 👍

Schlatt always discovers a new gimmick account in every one of these videos

I love how all of them looked away and looked back at the same time 9:09

This whole video I couldn’t stop laughing this was to funny Schlatt whenever he uploads it make my day so much better

“Schlatt” is once again on his monthly break to wait for sponsors

honestly the funniest thing in these videos is schlatts laugh

2:52 dream gave that exact same smile during his face reveal

Probably the only channel that can make me laugh for 30 minutes straight lol

Schlatt, cannot be more emphatic about how much your viewers like these kinds of tiktok videos. Personally I have been looking almost every night to see if you had uploaded another one and when I finally saw that this was uploaded I immediately made plans to watch it tonight. Please upload more of these!

Wow Schlatt, these are some of the most *INSANE* TikToks I've ever seen