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QAnon Fans Doubt Their Faith After Nothing Happens In November | Dr. Oz Is Running For Office

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Stephen reopens The Q Files to check on QAnon followers whose faith was shaken after a string of false predictions failed to materialize in November. In Pennsylvania, a man known for his work as a syndicated TV doctor launched his campaign for a U.S. Senate seat.

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TimeBucks
TimeBucks 8 aylar önce
The writers on this show are amazing
Elizabeth Sanchez
Elizabeth Sanchez 6 aylar önce
As usual LOL I really need this show
ReEducated Ronin
ReEducated Ronin 7 aylar önce
@Vaughn Bilodeau now That’s funny😄
Vaughn Bilodeau
Vaughn Bilodeau 8 aylar önce
The writers are old politicians
Sheri
Sheri 8 aylar önce
Dr. Oz is what you get when you order a doctor from Wish, and it came severely damaged.
Nathan Davis' Videos
Nathan Davis' Videos 7 aylar önce
... Or they're a total Chinese knockoff!
jelle martini
jelle martini 8 aylar önce
But I thought he was buddy buddy with Oprah and doc Phil
Dookun Gowreah
Dookun Gowreah 8 aylar önce
That’s exactly right lol 😂
firefox5926
firefox5926 8 aylar önce
well i guess he can keep the dentist guy company...
Notthemaster
Notthemaster 8 aylar önce
You know for the last few years i got a kick out of insulting these people, Then I got scared of them after "touring the capital". Now I'm realizing these people have driven away there family and are literally hoping for anything that'll tell them they are right because if they are wrong they destroyed every relationship they had for nothing. Honestly even if these people realized they were wrong, I think the damage is done to a point that society still wouldn't accept them back and its really really sad.
michaelccozens
michaelccozens 8 aylar önce
These people have consistently chosen self-serving bigotry over truth for years, if not decades. It's not that they don't know they're wrong; it's that they choose not to know. And yet they would absolutely still be welcomed back if they were to sincerely recant their evil and work to make up for it. Save your sympathy for the vulnerable people they've endangered and damaged. Wonder why you had to be told that.
Anthropocene Atheist
Anthropocene Atheist 8 aylar önce
Even after the pandemic ends I’ll still be washing my hands after meeting a Republican.
Heather Marie
Heather Marie 6 aylar önce
@Beverly Moreno so I thought this was satire but it turns out it's not. You do realize that you've posted this comment on a public forum for everyone to see, right? And that your name is tied to it?
Heather Marie
Heather Marie 6 aylar önce
@Russell M if that half gets me more than what I get now, sure. I'm supposed to be scared of that 50% when it gets me an education and health insurance and parental leave? 100% of my income doesn't get me that, so 50% seems like a deal.
Metal Roofing
Metal Roofing 6 aylar önce
@AsselParty agreed
ski e
ski e 8 aylar önce
The fact that people can run for senate seats and not be required to have lived in that state for like 20+ years is absurd.
ski e
ski e 3 aylar önce
@Pauline you have a point about the 20 year thing, maybe 10 idk, the point is they should understand the area and the people.
ski e
ski e 3 aylar önce
@Pauline i mean why is that bad? Id rather have someone from my town running my town, and my state running my state... america is way larger then Europe, imagine england electing german mps, it wouldnt make sense would it. New york and virginia arnt alike just cause they both have some trees ya know. Plus it seems intuitive that local people would respect thier fellow neighbors more then a random person from another state.
Pauline
Pauline 3 aylar önce
americans seem to have this obsession with only local people being able to be politicians....i guess that's why your right wing party is so huge
Heather Marie
Heather Marie 6 aylar önce
So people who had to move a lot for work (like members of our military) wouldn't be able to run until they're like 50+?
Lauren
Lauren 8 aylar önce
Was at the taping and this was SO fun to see IRL. He has this energy THE entire time. From the Q&A to the thanking of the musical act
Mary Ann the Nytowl
Mary Ann the Nytowl 8 aylar önce
I'm happy that the energy is real!
diamondsmasher
diamondsmasher 8 aylar önce
You can tell he thrives on the attention
chocolatemeatballs
chocolatemeatballs 8 aylar önce
I had gotten bored watching his at home segments, but when he's in front of an audience the magic happens :)
Mᴥāz Kalīm
Mᴥāz Kalīm 8 aylar önce
Do you represent "the OP" or anything, Mr "@Neil Z."? If the answer is synonymous to ‘no’, then: Thanks but no thanks, as my query is specifically for her.
Neil Z.
Neil Z. 8 aylar önce
@Mᴥāz Kalīm if you give me $100 i'll tell you what i know
Mary Oaks
Mary Oaks 8 aylar önce
Love the edge Stephen’s monologue when calling out the bs. He hits them where it hurts while making it impossible not to laugh!
HS
HS 8 aylar önce
I wonder who will have the last laugh?
Billy Everyteen
Billy Everyteen 8 aylar önce
Last year, I missed Thanksgiving with my family because I had Covid; but it's good to know that that's apparently not as bad as JFK Jr. not rising from the grave to arrest Satanic pedophiles or whatever the fuck.
Nikki Botts
Nikki Botts 8 aylar önce
@Darrell May It's actually all the Rep. have to offer.
Stephanie Carr
Stephanie Carr 8 aylar önce
😂😂😂
Eddie Chestnut
Eddie Chestnut 8 aylar önce
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
M. Washington
M. Washington 8 aylar önce
😂🤣😂
Darrell May
Darrell May 8 aylar önce
All Rep. Lies!
D.E.B. B
D.E.B. B 8 aylar önce
Dr Oz running for office? Great, another fake reality show celebrity legislating. Just f*cking great.
Crying Broken
Crying Broken 8 aylar önce
@adam but so was Ahnold...
Crying Broken
Crying Broken 8 aylar önce
@karl tee sort of, he was a LOT ofvthings before he made his run fir président.
D.E.B. B
D.E.B. B 8 aylar önce
@adam We've already seen what many people (74 million of them) considered 'pretty decent' as a president. And there were enough of those who thought that the current governor wasn't decent enough. So what we have for a voting population, isn't very well educated at all.
karl tee
karl tee 8 aylar önce
I mean it worked for Regan, wasn't he a Hollywood actor before he became president?
Chuck Bradley
Chuck Bradley 8 aylar önce
Only Stephen Colbert can make you laugh about some really screwed up shit going on in our country. Thank you for being able to bring some light Hartness to an otherwise terrible set of events and people
Carolyn Kuhn
Carolyn Kuhn 8 aylar önce
Steven, you make me laugh out loud all the time!! Thank you for being such a bright and happy part of my day! ❤️
Denis Ashby
Denis Ashby 8 aylar önce
"dr oz had a lucrative career as a liar peddling questionable health advice on television" in other words the republican party's ideal candidate
Ibin Shkamed
Ibin Shkamed 8 aylar önce
People, please, think about it. .. ... No more celebrity politicians! Okay?
Troy C
Troy C 8 aylar önce
too late. we're post-dumbed-down.
Metal Roofing
Metal Roofing 8 aylar önce
Please no more hateful celebrity comedian political commentators
Johan Runfeldt
Johan Runfeldt 8 aylar önce
So, you don't want another stint of Al Franken in Congress? Or Oprah for POTUS?
Constance Joyner
Constance Joyner 8 aylar önce
👌👍❗❗❗❗❗ NO MORE CELEBRITIES✌✌💯
Eric
Eric 8 aylar önce
Don’t let one ruin it.
Katie Gray
Katie Gray 8 aylar önce
It makes sense that Dr. Oz is a republican, because he's been distancing himself from science for decades.
C
C 8 aylar önce
@C Burkens haha. thread winner right there.
C Burkens
C Burkens 8 aylar önce
@C DO YOU WANNA GO DO KARATE IN THE GARAGE!?!?
C
C 8 aylar önce
@C Burkens Prius references are always gold.
Anna *****
Anna ***** 8 aylar önce
You know shit is bad when "Dr Oz running for office" makes you think "That's not bad! I've seen wayyy worse in the office!". This is what the world has come to.
Janai
Janai 8 aylar önce
@targaghjj, oh lordt! Knock on wood!!
targaghjj
targaghjj 8 aylar önce
I was like "At least its not Dr Phil."
Janai
Janai 8 aylar önce
Agreed, except that is what America has come to...and it's ridiculously embarrassing.
C. Hopper
C. Hopper 8 aylar önce
Dr. Oz used to be an extremely well-regarded cardio-thoracic surgeon who was Very, Very Good at what he did. He's legitimately saved lives with conventional medicine. If only he'd stuck with being a Damn Good Surgeon and saving lives, instead of selling out and preaching lies that make people sick and/or kill them instead. All he cares about is acclaim.
LucyCan
LucyCan 8 aylar önce
Sometimes science can make some people crazy. Ever heard of the mad scientist. Maybe the formerly good doctor has become one of them
C. Hopper
C. Hopper 8 aylar önce
@Drago Milosevic Crazy, no. Entirely sane. A "cat lady", you're assuming I'm a woman. Why is that?
C. Hopper
C. Hopper 8 aylar önce
@William Bravo I absolutely agree that Oz and Carson should've stuck to surgery. Absolutely. They were both brilliant in their specialties, especially Carson, and could have continued to contribute so much to the world if they'd stuck to surgery. If Oz hadn't spread false information on his show--if he'd stuck to the "first do no harm" part of the Hipocratic Oath--he could have put his knowledge and ability to reach the public to excellent use and helped millions. That's what pisses me off about Oz; he had the medical knowledge as a first line of defense and the resources to be able to research info coming in if it didn't immediately scan as hinky. He's the Anti-Doctor, in my opinion. Ben Carson should've stuck to neurosurgery, full stop. He's *not* a capable administrator or public speaker.
Drago Milosevic
Drago Milosevic 8 aylar önce
@C. Hopper 'knitting, crocheting, cross stitching, playing with cats' so you're the crazy cat lady
Scott Nunnemaker
Scott Nunnemaker 8 aylar önce
Welcome to the era of should-have-retired-years-ago tv personalities running for public office before their audiences die of old age.
Sama Hardy
Sama Hardy 7 aylar önce
"I still have enough fans, right? Hmm.... Oh i know! I'll run for office and find out!! Everyone will vote for me and that's how I'll know how popular i am!" Can we don't???
darknightoftroy
darknightoftroy 8 aylar önce
@PimpHandDuke Agreed. Ideally, social, economic, and political power would all be kept fairly separate. The more they get mixed together, the more they corrupt each other.
PimpHandDuke
PimpHandDuke 8 aylar önce
I think we should Just Say No to celebrity politicians. Hasn't worked out too well in the past.
darknightoftroy
darknightoftroy 8 aylar önce
Oh..... that hurts.... it's too true... and it shouldn't be. I'm beginning to think that voting shouldn't be restricted by age, but rather by maturity.... and people voting for TV personalities don't seem very mature to me.
Belly Dancer Em
Belly Dancer Em 8 aylar önce
Dr Oz needs to go away
Bryan Benson
Bryan Benson 8 aylar önce
Saddest of all is so many of these q anon folks are just DYING for these outlandish things TO ACTUALLY BE TRUE! The fact they get bummed when these crazy things DON'T happen worries me. Pretty soon, you'll see them doing these things themselves just so they can say, "See, I told ya!"
Wanda Minter
Wanda Minter 8 aylar önce
@Crying Broken But it is describing the stages of unraveling of only one person; Person X. There is no need to introduce Person Y.
Crying Broken
Crying Broken 8 aylar önce
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 maybe. Hopefully.
Nettie
Nettie 8 aylar önce
Well that's disturbing that a "doctor" who claimed you can use an AED and then walk away from the patient is trying to get into something else he's not qualified to do.
Floof
Floof 8 aylar önce
@mta “yEs 🤪”
mta
mta 8 aylar önce
@Floof yes
Floof
Floof 8 aylar önce
I guess bartender is a better qualification?
Tsura Towaru
Tsura Towaru 8 aylar önce
@александр караманов God dammit. Have my angry upvote.
annie Bell
annie Bell 8 aylar önce
In so happy Stephen pointed out the lunacy of the travel ban in Southern Africa.
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
update, we have a new premier (state leader) in NSW, who doesn't believe in covid restrictions, only "personal responsibility", so 2 weeks on, we're now well past the point where there's any hope of eliminating it from Australia again, massive exponential growth in case numbers now! From a stable 200 a day to 2,400 yesterday & still rising (that's single state numbers, Melbourne's numbers are growing too, the rest of the country not so much yet, but can be expected to follow soon, except the state of WA, they've closed their state borders again & chosen to remain covid free, but everywhere else is now under vaccinations only for control
A A
A A 8 aylar önce
@Me Here Dude, everyone is doing it for the same reasons Australia is doing it. Australia already has it in its communities as well so don't pretend the situation is any different from every other country that has introduced travel bans.
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
​@eva tripp get a handle on it how????? What's the plan with that time created? In Australia we do actually have a plan/reason behind it, we're preventing it getting into our community while assessing the risks & if we decide it's too risky, we will then act to keep it out until we have more info & have been able to figure out what to do with it, but countries like America don't have that option! It's already in your country, well & truly spread in your community, well beyond the point of being able to reign it back in, so unless you actually have a plan as to what you will be doing with that time, that couldn't be done without the travel ban, then reality is it's pure politics & racism! You don't even have the correct countries identified as far as where it's coming in from do you! Stop buying into all the propaganda you're told without even thinking for yourself if it makes any sense at all! If you were to think about it, you would realise it does NOT make any sense at all!
sillygilly7
sillygilly7 8 aylar önce
I think applause for “death comes for us all” pretty much sums up my level of pandemic fatigue.
Elizabeth Sanchez
Elizabeth Sanchez 6 aylar önce
WHEN was Omicron discovered? Seems like a year ago
LynnP
LynnP 7 aylar önce
@Bob Foster so right on the money. Death is the final inconvenience.
Bob Foster
Bob Foster 7 aylar önce
@LynnP Ok, I was too dismissive of pandemic fatigue. It's real. Who doesn't have it? My point is that death is a greater inconvenience than pandemic restrictions. "I just want it to be over" is no excuse for irresponsible behavior that threatens the lives of others.
LynnP
LynnP 7 aylar önce
@AnneMarie Bliss Gotta agree. Sadly though, it's a low bar.
Rachel Tolbert
Rachel Tolbert 8 aylar önce
Mr Colbert is SO GOOD at his job!
Dini
Dini 8 aylar önce
😂😂 where do you spawn from I’m curious
Franz Van Julio
Franz Van Julio 8 aylar önce
“…lucrative career as a liar…” Thank you, Stephen Colbert. He doesn’t deserve to be held in high esteem by anyone other than those limited to only seeing everything in orange.
Russell M
Russell M 8 aylar önce
@James maddison do ya? because I'm looking at a peer review and a patent that was granted two weeks ago
James maddison
James maddison 8 aylar önce
@Russell M "surfaces" HelloOoOOoo Talking about biologically alive tissue here numbnuts. And I said alive tissue because dead bodies often get hit with all sorts of chemicals depending on cause of death
Linda Langeheine
Linda Langeheine 8 aylar önce
The writers on this show are amazing!
OhioSteel
OhioSteel 8 aylar önce
Or a bunch of lunatics like the rest of them....
Panda Roll
Panda Roll 8 aylar önce
'The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.' *-Terry Pratchett*
Gigi Armany
Gigi Armany 8 aylar önce
haha🤣😂
Guitar Beast 6886
Guitar Beast 6886 8 aylar önce
Whoever is feeding this Q stuff is just laughing his ass off.
Jeffrey Roberson
Jeffrey Roberson 7 aylar önce
LOL😂 They have to be! Walking a flock of sheep off a cliff 🐑
Tootsla 125
Tootsla 125 8 aylar önce
@5th Journey Off-Grid Homestead yup. Ron Watkins.
uriituw
uriituw 8 aylar önce
@Qbe Root WTF are you rambling on about?
uriituw
uriituw 8 aylar önce
@Qbe Root What? You’re babbling incoherently?
Kyle Stubbs
Kyle Stubbs 8 aylar önce
Only Optimus Prime can talk about “re-lighting the divine spark” without sounding suspicious. And Dr. Oz is no Optimus Prime.
George Emmons
George Emmons 8 aylar önce
Or Jonas Salk either!🤒😷
Aggressive Attitude Era
@The Smart-Casual Gamer. Flopitmus Prime.
Angelaina Marie
Angelaina Marie 8 aylar önce
Sub-optimus
The Smart-Casual Gamer.
He's not an Optimus Prime. He's not even a Rodimus Prime. He's not a Gears, a Whirl, even Thundercracker changed sides. This guy is like Spinister. Or Repugnus. Yes, I used this comment to talk about Transformers, I'm a big fan.
sleazybtd
sleazybtd 8 aylar önce
@Sig2423 We already have a Unicron. Close enough.
tantzer
tantzer 8 aylar önce
Congress would be perfect for Dr. Oz. He has a lot of experience using his education and communication skills to advocate for those who pay him.
liquidminds
liquidminds 8 aylar önce
I think he has to wait a few more years before dementia has reached the required minimum-progression for congress.
Stewart McKenzie
Stewart McKenzie 8 aylar önce
Stephen you national treasure! -Thanks for all the comedy delivering the news x
Louie LoPresto
Louie LoPresto 8 aylar önce
As a bears fan I love hearing Rodgers get laughed at. Him and the rest of Green Bay have been laughing at us for years
thedirty530
thedirty530 8 aylar önce
It's funny even as a Packers fan! His response is definitely troll worthy even if he's one of my favorite players. Could have been avoided with some simple honesty...
Stephen Velez
Stephen Velez 8 aylar önce
Cowboys fan here, right withya💪🏼
Jon Hamilton
Jon Hamilton 8 aylar önce
Look at the bright side, you’re ahead of Detroit.
Bennie Parker
Bennie Parker 8 aylar önce
Love love love Stephen Colbert’s monologues!
Gilbert Horn
Gilbert Horn 8 aylar önce
The only positive thing I can say about Dr. Oz is he performed successful open heart surgery on a friend of mine, who lived another 15 years. Otherwise, not much else to say.
Ashley
Ashley 8 aylar önce
It’s baffling to me how fools like Ben Carson and Dr. Oz can also be such absolutely brilliant surgeons and do so much to literally save lives, like your friend’s, and then throw that away for the “fame” of being a half-assed politician.
Savannah
Savannah 8 aylar önce
I love when Stephen hands off his imaginary props 🤣
Mediumchild 85
Mediumchild 85 8 aylar önce
I have been rewatching The X Files and Qanon got all their material and beliefs from that show.
Diana B
Diana B 8 aylar önce
@HighStimulation I’ve been very disappointed to learn both how poor the research skills and the emotional intelligence is in our country. Quite sad.
zhaDe
zhaDe 8 aylar önce
better than if it was from the last season of game of thrones tho
HighStimulation
HighStimulation 8 aylar önce
@Diana B there totally are. 99.97% of em', I'd say.
Lazyboy Recliner
Lazyboy Recliner 8 aylar önce
It's all just a mix of pop culture, sci-fi, religion, and older conspiracies
Diana B
Diana B 8 aylar önce
I read it was originally a joke and a grift making fun of boomers. Apparently there’s a lot of dumb people out there.
winesap2
winesap2 8 aylar önce
Those Qanuts sure do have some critical thinking skills. It only takes about 400 baseless predictions not coming true for them to become skeptical.
Andrew Dimitriou
Andrew Dimitriou 8 aylar önce
Them??? So far it’s only one (lol) but that’s a start.
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
@diamondsmasher lizards always are slippery aren't they
HighStimulation
HighStimulation 8 aylar önce
'too'.
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
sceptical maybe, but he still responded to that by writing to the head conspiracy maker, so it's not doing to well at this scepticism thing lol
Kathleen Mitchell
Kathleen Mitchell 8 aylar önce
Dr Oz, who found that losing 2% of school children as appetizing last year during the pandemic. Yeah, he'll get the vote of parents of school children after that remark. LMAO
Arno
Arno 8 aylar önce
Guy’s n hole, but not what he said.
Common Sense
Common Sense 8 aylar önce
2/3% !! We’d have lost dozens here in my town by his ok!
K X
K X 8 aylar önce
If you don't vote then don't complain when Mr Oz is in charge of your health care.
Metal Roofing
Metal Roofing 8 aylar önce
@K X The good Korean doctor talks a lot about probably this and probably that and we don't know and we need to do more studies. One thing no one knows is the long term effects of the jab. If you want to be the experiment, you are welcome to it.
K X
K X 8 aylar önce
@Metal Roofing Count them. Compair them to the population numbers of vaccinated vs unvaccinated. I know, math is hard when you could just listen to counterfeit O'Reilly. Math is important. It's how you can measure the world independent of your masters.
Metal Roofing
Metal Roofing 8 aylar önce
@K X People who cover their faces and get the jab are still getting hospitalized. Everyone who I know that didn't get the jab is just fine. We all need to make our own choices in life. All the best to you sir
True To myself
True To myself 8 aylar önce
The distopian Disney joke made me smile and clap my hands….thank you, Mr. Colbert😀
William Steeves
William Steeves 8 aylar önce
Oh my God, that bit about Quetzalcoatl's birthday is the best joke I've ever heard on late night television. Bravo.
Souley Says
Souley Says 8 aylar önce
As a Pennsylvanian, I can say with confidence, you are correct!
Hunter Vonnegut
Hunter Vonnegut 8 aylar önce
"I'd settle for cheaper gas", says millionaire Stephen Colbert... Ahh I love it when they try to connect with their audience on the same level.
Vincent Bair
Vincent Bair 8 aylar önce
Oh good Lord....as someone from Pennsylvania, let me just say, New Jersey can keep Dr. Oz.
Craig McGuinn
Craig McGuinn 8 aylar önce
@cmconley33 and in a surprise twist that trash isn’t Chris Christie
George Emmons
George Emmons 8 aylar önce
W?e don't want him either give him to Taxass! PLEASE!
cmconley33
cmconley33 8 aylar önce
New Jersey has apparently run out of landfill space and is trying to ship some of their trash here.
Indigo Wolf
Indigo Wolf 8 aylar önce
I love the Q files that just cracked me up so much. Maybe one of them will run for Senate who knows. At this rate anyone can run for Senate and be elected. I think my neighbor wants to run for Senate. He works at a garage as a mechanic I think he'd make a good senator. I was always told that people in government have to have a lot of experience to be a senator or a congressman. Apparently someone lied to me. 🤔🤔
ID10T
ID10T 8 aylar önce
The writers nailed this one, give that group a bonus!
Marilyn McKenzie
Marilyn McKenzie 8 aylar önce
One of his best “ Intro’s” yet! Made my day! 😂
boli milda
boli milda 8 aylar önce
Well that's disturbing that a "doctor" who claimed you can use an AED and then walk away from the patient is trying to get into something else he's not qualified to do.
zedmelon
zedmelon 8 aylar önce
@Misty Benefield :,) All sarcasm aside, I'd say Dr. Oz is an idiot. ...except after decades, he's still "earning" money bilking people, so he's got SOMEthing figured out.
Misty Benefield
Misty Benefield 8 aylar önce
@zedmelon Please let that be snark.
zedmelon
zedmelon 8 aylar önce
Dude, pay attention and quit picking on the good doctor. AED: *_Automated_* external defibrillator. You're _supposed_ to walk away.
Dark Zhiro
Dark Zhiro 8 aylar önce
How many times must crazy conspiracies not happen for crazy people to not believe in them?
Derek Saltamachia
Derek Saltamachia 8 aylar önce
conspiracies not coming true is a conspiracie
Russell M
Russell M 8 aylar önce
Russia Russia Russia
Russell M
Russell M 8 aylar önce
Maybe you should read about the Philadelphia Senate race of 1993, for example
Christina Johnson
Christina Johnson 8 aylar önce
The writers on this show are so damn good
Matthew Richard
Matthew Richard 8 aylar önce
AHAHA The Coffee Bean Pills! I will never forget that one! My friend was helping me move when his mother called him to ask where and how fast can she get the Coffee Bean Pills and why he never told her about them (he's a GP) it took him about 5 minutes just to get her to slow down enough to even understand what she was talking about before he had found out she had been reading or watching something about these pills and Dr Oze recommending them as they are a "well known weight loss aide among doctors" (or something like that) and she was totally under the impression my friend had been holding out on her about these pills...
Bonnie Robinson
Bonnie Robinson 8 aylar önce
Awesome opening Stephen! One of the best!
Cal Cooks
Cal Cooks 8 aylar önce
“I’d settle for cheaper gas..” ?!?! I believe you’ve covered the climate situation right? $20/gal sounds about right. Let’s just stop complaining about $3.50 while we’re choking on CO2 at 450ppb. Just a thought..
yegfreethinker
yegfreethinker 8 aylar önce
How out-of-touch are you? Like seriously. There are people like myself who are on a disability income with barely any other supplemental income who can't afford anything like that. Already fined and feed for everything quite enough in society. Such Notions while superficially noble are actually quite sociopathic when further evauated. Look at the cosequences to real working class people. One doesn't legislate utopia for that is dystopia. One moves closer to a better society by innovating better technologies and solutions and not punishing people for trying to survive. Did we give up the horse and buggy because someone said that they were going to penalize us if we didn't? There are better ways to change society than with a financial bludgeon.
Beth
Beth 8 aylar önce
That would certainly create the needed push for a switch to EV's and alternative transportation.
Markus Andrew
Markus Andrew 8 aylar önce
"I told a few of my awake friends..." So he didn't tell any of his cataleptic friends?
KnifingKing 3
KnifingKing 3 8 aylar önce
That hoagie joke made me laugh way more then it should have.
Sam Tamoglia
Sam Tamoglia 8 aylar önce
I genuinely appreciate that Colbert picks on Biden just as much as the former guy even though Biden is a far better person. Can't wait for people to get mad at that.
Andrew Dimitriou
Andrew Dimitriou 8 aylar önce
Who do you think would get upset?
John Waldrop
John Waldrop 8 aylar önce
This is crazy! I didn’t realize Colbert still had a show.
$DogeAMCWarriorS%
$DogeAMCWarriorS% 8 aylar önce
Great job Stephen, good stuff brother
J J
J J 8 aylar önce
There's nothing like the realization that as a member of society a person in America is nothing but a statistic. As long as the economy's running and the death rate is acceptable well that's life. Take care everybody. Just a matter of concern not a matter of panic.
Meagan King
Meagan King 8 aylar önce
What gets me is they haven't figured out that Trump likes them young. Like most guilty people they talk about other's
L. Titus
L. Titus 8 aylar önce
@Religion is a poison 🩸 Wow, that’s a pretty long list. It must have taken a while to write all that out. I, for one, applaud you.
Servragh Giorsal
Servragh Giorsal 8 aylar önce
@Religion is a poison 🩸 please, please please, PLEASE.send this or contact me so you can mail it to me. I wanted/ need to rescue my brother ( mid 70' s ) from the bizarre denial and conspiracy's he's fallen into. Also several fairly rabid seniors who always saye " Show me where... " And try to bludgeon us with arguments.
minot60
minot60 8 aylar önce
@Boz Bozman bless your heart.
The football geek 23
The football geek 23 8 aylar önce
Does Stephen mention Chris Coumo's unethical and Andrew Cuomo's moral/unethical/illegal indiscretions so I know I can watch a fair and balanced satirical news segment?
tennisbum
tennisbum 8 aylar önce
Stephen, kudos to the best written monologue I've heard in a long time 👍
LynnP
LynnP 8 aylar önce
+1 for the writers room today. Outstanding!
skug9bob
skug9bob 8 aylar önce
Of course, the departure of doubters will just make the hardcore true Believers more confident in their rightness and convinced of theIr specialness.
slida emif
slida emif 8 aylar önce
"Astrological signs may reveal a great deal about your health." - Mehmet Oz "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." - Carl Sagan
PyroGiz
PyroGiz 8 aylar önce
The part I find amusing is that the Greek letter "X" would actually be pronounced more like the "Ch" in Chlamydia. It's the first letter of "Christ" and it's why you see Christmas shortened to Xmas.
zedmelon
zedmelon 8 aylar önce
I don't even care if that's true...have an upvote anyway!
Catherine Black
Catherine Black 8 aylar önce
If I was ever crazy enough to run for the Senate, it would be in a literal sense.
CAfromCA
CAfromCA 8 aylar önce
Stephen is so much happier in front of his audience. :-)
Mark Alibozek
Mark Alibozek 8 aylar önce
As I learned from the Wizard of Oz, anyone with Oz in their name cannot be trusted!
Skye Gray
Skye Gray 8 aylar önce
I’m to the point where I think it’s morally wrong to attempt to stop our CoupAnon friends from eventually going full Jonestown. Their body their choice, am I right?
Jon Hamilton
Jon Hamilton 8 aylar önce
Hopefully they’ll drink the real KoolAid.
Chrono Bretz
Chrono Bretz 8 aylar önce
If they keep it to themselves cool just as long as they don't pull what the Japanese version did in the 90s
Azoth
Azoth 8 aylar önce
As long as they don't also go full Y'all-Qaeda and forcibly "rapture" as many people with them as possible.
Paul Philippart
Paul Philippart 8 aylar önce
@Ika Ayu troll
Diana Swan
Diana Swan 8 aylar önce
Thank you so much for pointing out the insanity of the travel bans. It is so cruel and unnecessary, for nations that have endured the UK travel bans in the past for months on end resulting in economic ruin and of no benefit to the world community, as stated by WHO
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
meanwhile in Australia, the country's doing great under 2 years of travel bans
Beth
Beth 8 aylar önce
Yeah. They clearly have not been effective.
Lynn Taylor
Lynn Taylor 8 aylar önce
I didn't think QAnon fans were capable of learning. The more you know.
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
given he wrote to trump about it, I'd say your original thinking was correct
Kadui Saui
Kadui Saui 8 aylar önce
Q is the greatest troll ever.
D wood
D wood 8 aylar önce
Stephen, more sound effects please......that was hilarious, especially, the unexpected cat meow at the end...
Avimech 85
Avimech 85 8 aylar önce
3:53 One person clapped one time until they realized no one else was going to clap 🤣
Cone
Cone 8 aylar önce
People used to joke that purging Republicans are a legitimate form of self-defense. Sadly Its not a joke anymore :(
Tangarisu
Tangarisu 8 aylar önce
It must be done. Will it be millions? Yes. But it must be done or they will end humanity in a fit of self-righteous rage.
Rodney Hiner
Rodney Hiner 8 aylar önce
I’m going to take a wild guess not hearing about Dr Oz until now that since he was joked about he is running as a Republican?
Jon Hamilton
Jon Hamilton 8 aylar önce
Yes.
Mike E
Mike E 8 aylar önce
They can't be that awake if they still buy in to that Qanon garbage.
treylem3
treylem3 8 aylar önce
🎯
merchantfan
merchantfan 8 aylar önce
They're more awake in that "awake for 72 hours straight hallucinating" sense
tomtom86004
tomtom86004 8 aylar önce
@MOOSHELLA 🫐 are you high?
concorde p
concorde p 8 aylar önce
In the future today’s kids if they survive this pandemic will tell their grandchildren “yes it was a crazy time and yes the idiots were my neighbors and you great uncle….”
Lord Jude
Lord Jude 8 aylar önce
I blame Oprah for boosting Dr Oz, Dr Phil and Iyanla's shady profiles.
DJP O’Keeffe
DJP O’Keeffe 8 aylar önce
When they find out about Santa they will feel even more sorry for themselves.
Bryce Bray
Bryce Bray 8 aylar önce
Stephen is cool. Thanks for keeping shit real.
Kevin Reese
Kevin Reese 8 aylar önce
If they started doubting their sanity we might get somewhere 🤣
Napoléon I Bonaparte
Napoléon I Bonaparte 8 aylar önce
The Taft and Red October movie joke is underrated.
Padraig McCauley
Padraig McCauley 8 aylar önce
As a fat guy the Taft joke was definitely funny
Beej Mckay
Beej Mckay 8 aylar önce
He doesn't dumb down his jokes and that's why his monologues are the best on late night
Danimal
Danimal 8 aylar önce
Truth, dude. coincidentally just re-watched the Hunt for Red October, this weekend. Gnarly how young everybody looked.
ElPayasoMalo
ElPayasoMalo 8 aylar önce
"An evil corporation in a dystopian future that owns your childhood memories?" That sounds like the plot of Johnny Mnemonic.
John Davis
John Davis 8 aylar önce
An office friendship that turns to romance is often followed by a trip to HR.
John Davis
John Davis 8 aylar önce
@Debra Starr 21 years ago it was ok to ask a coworker out. Now it’s a crime.
Debra Starr
Debra Starr 8 aylar önce
Or 21 years of bliss married to my husband….
Rumpustime
Rumpustime 8 aylar önce
@Deborah Schuler underrated comment 😆
John Davis
John Davis 8 aylar önce
@Kathleen Ferguson lol
Kathleen Ferguson
Kathleen Ferguson 8 aylar önce
Home Room?
OUTLAW the BILLIONAIRES
"Dr" OZ... "I'm tired of pretending to be a doctor...." "I want to pretend to be a Senator!"
Craig McGuinn
Craig McGuinn 8 aylar önce
@Jack B Ron Paul was the doctor…it’s rand Paul who deserves those criticisms
liquidminds
liquidminds 8 aylar önce
it's the better paying role with far fewer lines to remember.
MrMJmusicLover
MrMJmusicLover 8 aylar önce
Is this the same Dr.Oz from Emerald City? Maybe he can give me a wife. 😏😂
Maximus
Maximus 8 aylar önce
Just like trump pretended to be President!
treylem3
treylem3 8 aylar önce
🎯
Angie Allen
Angie Allen 8 aylar önce
Yeah, like not living in the state has any bearing on whether one can run for the Senate. Utah has one Senate seat specially reserved for out of state Senators. Orrin Hatch (Utah Senator from Pittsburg, PA) held it for over 40 years before relinquishing it to Mitt Romney (Utah Senator from Boston, MA). Give me a break from "visiting" Senators!
Drake Remoray
Drake Remoray 8 aylar önce
I love how Colbert makes fun of Biden for mispronouncing Omicron, when Colbert himself is also mispronouncing it. (It's O as in omniscient, not O as in Omega.)
Grat Ty
Grat Ty 8 aylar önce
Scientific facts are actually generated inside laboratories not in TV shows, with non scientific writers and hosts. Findings also take time to generate unless it comes from con men.
Me Here
Me Here 8 aylar önce
hmm did you ever watch the tv show "person of interest"? They created a scifi world where there was a machine watching every person's every action - they Snowden revealed it was in fact science not science fiction lol
Kevin Knerr
Kevin Knerr 8 aylar önce
It's true! I saw a scientific fact generator on display at the Franklin Institute! While some science does indeed take place within a laboratory, a lot of scientific exploration and discovery takes place in nature itself. Findings can take place in an instant, like a Eureka! moment in a bath. What takes time is confirmation.
Amrish Lakhisaran
Amrish Lakhisaran 8 aylar önce
It amazing how some casual racism and xenophobia can make things move so fast, I dont think Ive ever seen borders closed that fast
Ed Rowlands
Ed Rowlands 8 aylar önce
Qanon should start a comedy show, they could keep their fans with canned laughs for the next three years. Guest stars could be Trump, the Pillow Man, Sancho Panza Giuliani and the rest of the Republicans in Congress.
Amin Jones
Amin Jones 8 aylar önce
@The football geek 23 comedians knows me, some a bit too well; It's not so thin, she was chubby. Satire is dead.
The football geek 23
The football geek 23 8 aylar önce
Does Stephen mention Chris Coumo's unethical and Andrew Cuomo's moral/unethical/illegal indiscretions so I know I can watch a fair and balanced satirical news segment?
Amin Jones
Amin Jones 8 aylar önce
See?, I was invited to speak at the international dementia care conference, invited to write for two medical journals(only two accredited). My library is a work of art.. Qanon was expecting me to do something when I started. I did. Q
Amin Jones
Amin Jones 8 aylar önce
I am Amin: eamon, Â-min. Back in the EARLY 1800s, the United States had a social movement. A journalist penned it, manifest destiny but really it was a population obtaining land from the indigenous. At around that same time, two men worked for country in two ways: President Jackson pushed out the natives, a lawyer named Nicholas Trist established communication and embassy with our brown neighbors in Mexico. History, didn't quite remember the peace maker. Speaking of which, whatever part of your part of your brain that you nurture will dominate your decision making. Its physiological; I'll get into it more later but let's focus on discipline & serotonin. Decent behavior(not too agreeable, not too disagreeable, not too callow) will build serotonin, namely in the gut(I'll go in to it more later), serotonin in the brain Makes us more dominant & less aggressive-low serotonin from indecency Makes us more aggressive. There's a bunch to cover. As a consequence of being a society we learn how to behave witnessing our peers.. This is called scaffolding, or sociocultural cog dev.. Prison rewards the pathway to aggressive behavior. As the US knows it, We're building prisoners; education built on obtaining, foundation built on obtaining, community rewarded for pushing a golf cart to Dante's third circle because that whole toil of obtaining s$-t you don't need, you're ignoring the human part of your brain, atrophy and plaque develops, before that item degraded.
LeavingIt Blank
LeavingIt Blank 8 aylar önce
What has Oprah had to say about Dr. Oz? She's the one who gave him a platform, and he sounded so sensible on her show. Then he went off the deep end. She created a monster.
Nonna_SoF
Nonna_SoF 8 aylar önce
"How's it look Doc?" "Not very good. Mercury is in U'r-anus." "I don't believe that astrology crap." "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
Kai Thoren Fawkes
Kai Thoren Fawkes 8 aylar önce
It took one second too long for me to catch that. So, just 2 seconds. I snorted with envious laughter. Gotta remember that one! Perfect!
Ignacio Alvarez
Ignacio Alvarez 8 aylar önce
This wins!
Markus Andrew
Markus Andrew 8 aylar önce
lol, good one 😂
GIJ GIJ
GIJ GIJ 8 aylar önce
Ba-doom-doom TISH!
Entteri
Entteri 8 aylar önce
Holy crap. I laughed way too hard at this.
Make-Make
Make-Make 8 aylar önce
5:42 “The truth is out there...way out there.” Brilliant delivery!
FE Peer Review
FE Peer Review 8 aylar önce
8:30 So PA voters get to decide whether or not I get to have my "divine spark" reignited? I'm a California boy and this rubs me the wrong way. They need to mind their own divine sparks.
Opus 313
Opus 313 8 aylar önce
The Q-anon variant gives you hallucinations and questionable expectations of the deceased...
Barret Denman
Barret Denman 8 aylar önce
@George Morenstein lmfao
feralbear3615
feralbear3615 8 aylar önce
@MOOSHELLA 🫐 But you don't call them out either. Hmm I wonder why that is? And which side would get benefitted if Qs predictions were actually followed through? Yonder I wonder...
The football geek 23
The football geek 23 8 aylar önce
@ferox965 If one sticks to only one news channel you will only get one perspective. It's better that all news channels and all people in media report the truth. Don't you think? Or do you prefer the visual and audio segregation?
ferox965
ferox965 8 aylar önce
@The football geek 23 Stick to Fox.
The football geek 23
The football geek 23 8 aylar önce
Does Stephen mention Chris Coumo's unethical and Andrew Cuomo's moral/unethical/illegal indiscretions so I know I can watch a fair and balanced satirical news segment?
Ash Miller
Ash Miller 8 aylar önce
This one was executed perfectly
Lilith Rogers
Lilith Rogers 8 aylar önce
Oh yeah, Dr Oz!!!! More nuts in the government is what we need, right?
Steven Siferd
Steven Siferd 8 aylar önce
I can't wait to see how the Q-Anon crowd and other right-wing Evangelicals in Pennsylvania (or New Jersey -- whatever) react when they find out that Mehmet Oz is a Muslim who practices transcendental meditation.
Craig McGuinn
Craig McGuinn 8 aylar önce
@KINDNESS FIRST but would it freak Qanon people more if Oz was from Europe or Asia
KINDNESS FIRST
KINDNESS FIRST 8 aylar önce
@Craig McGuinn 95% of Turkey is in Asia but it's true that Turkey is one of the five Asian nations that are partly in Europe. The Q Anon people are suspicious of Europeans as well.
Craig McGuinn
Craig McGuinn 8 aylar önce
@KINDNESS FIRST part of western Turkey is in Europe though…so we know if Mehmet oz is from that part of Turkey
KINDNESS FIRST
KINDNESS FIRST 8 aylar önce
Not to mention his being a citizen and military veteran of an Asian nation (Turkey).
Justin Calderon
Justin Calderon 8 aylar önce
The Late show is my favorite news source!
Justin Calderon
Justin Calderon 8 aylar önce
The Late show is my favorite news source!
Kabelo Ignatius Mosala
The writing on that Dr Oz part is exceptional!
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