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Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

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Mark's mom is a master of self-defense. She will whip these two spineless babies into weapons of mass misdirection.
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YORUMLAR 100
Ethan Boston
Ethan Boston Saatler önce
Ethan: STREET SMARTS! Me: I see someone’s taken Detective J.J. Bittenbinder’s advice
Byron
Byron 5 saatler önce
Always restomp the groin.
Boclear MM
Boclear MM 5 saatler önce
11:12 be like: WILFORD!? 16:29 The pain in his eyes xD
splarff Gooply
splarff Gooply 6 saatler önce
Wow
CarlyCurly 1095
CarlyCurly 1095 10 saatler önce
6:11 Amy the whole time through that encounter 👁👄👁🔪
Akirex 5000
Akirex 5000 11 saatler önce
The chance of lighting striking your opponent if you pray to a god is low, but never zero.
Emma McKenzie
Emma McKenzie 11 saatler önce
JJ Bittenbinder and momiplier would make an unstoppable team
EdWarden
EdWarden 11 saatler önce
Funny video
Alberto
Alberto Gün önce
I would like to see a video where Mark and Ethan just recreate a drunk fight but using all the advices that his mom told them
Dio Brando
Dio Brando Gün önce
Watching from the future! I am liking and commenting every video!
Dioda 222
Dioda 222 Gün önce
Mark : says he's putting his mom's instagram in the description Link : Camo Cena
Melonboy 44
Melonboy 44 Gün önce
Ethan sounded like he really meant and thought what he was saying.
Final fantasy Forever
I think Mark's mom should be a common guest star for Unus Annus
Elisabeth Loveridge
Mark: oh is that the number one- My weeb ass brain: HERO?!?!?! Mark: gang leader? Me: oh
Sanity Cay Cay
Sanity Cay Cay 2 gün önce
Momiplier's been watching John Mulaney
Mrblondezilla _
Mrblondezilla _ 2 gün önce
So most important lesson is that dating is basically a battle royale
AshYellowWolf
AshYellowWolf 2 gün önce
Momiplier: is invited to video to teach self defense Also momiplier: violence is not the answer
Its Angie
Its Angie 2 gün önce
memento mori
Lilypad2245
Lilypad2245 3 gün önce
Momiplier is just a fanfiction writer omg
Gabby Roberts
Gabby Roberts 3 gün önce
Avoid conflict, make friends.
Charleyeyey
Charleyeyey 3 gün önce
Imagine if everyone lived up to Momiplier's advice
xVDRx
xVDRx 4 gün önce
Edit: Momiplier is lookin' like a snack in this video. Why isn't Momiplier's instagram link in the description Mark? Do you not love your mother, Mark? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Jacob Ponce
Jacob Ponce 4 gün önce
7:50 top 10 anime fights
lily conder
lily conder 4 gün önce
"ive been watching you for six days" well dont
AMiRiTE?
AMiRiTE? 4 gün önce
“Listen, you can break my bones, you can snap my neck, you can take away my life, but you can’t take away my pride” -Eef “Every month is pride month when you’re consumed by hubris” -overlysarcasticproductions
GeekGirl _Luv
GeekGirl _Luv 4 gün önce
I went on Instagram for the first time in probably two years solely to follow Momiplier
Imjustapancake
Imjustapancake 4 gün önce
idk why, but i think it'd be kinda funny if Amy taught Mark and Ethan how to walk and strut in heels lmao. I feel like it'd be a rather fierce video
Jessicarrgh A
Jessicarrgh A 4 gün önce
I’m so happy that this is my birthday video 💜
Gabriella Stuchlik
Gabriella Stuchlik 5 gün önce
Awwe Ethan is 5'8? Thats a good height. So cute 😊
Sabrina E.
Sabrina E. 5 gün önce
I’m not mentally or emotionally ready for unus Annus to end
TallboiSus
TallboiSus 5 gün önce
Learning self defense: just say kill me
Khushi Sibal
Khushi Sibal 5 gün önce
I love his mom😂
Tannah Richens
Tannah Richens 6 gün önce
14:01 So John Wick?
Feral Animation
Feral Animation 6 gün önce
12:03 what IS that??
Feral Animation
Feral Animation 6 gün önce
Why does Ethan look like, six years older in this video
ur mom
ur mom 6 gün önce
this changed from self defense to conflict resolution smart lady
Wolf of Mercury
Wolf of Mercury 6 gün önce
Damn now I need to get an instagram
Adler Horstemeyer
Adler Horstemeyer 6 gün önce
How to get rid of a Stalker 101: "I've been watching you for 6 days!" *"Well dON'T!"*
Rick Johozen
Rick Johozen 6 gün önce
Who is the person behind momiplier
Rick Johozen
Rick Johozen 6 gün önce
Every video with Momiplier is 10/10
Annabelle Lewis
Annabelle Lewis 6 gün önce
0% self defence learnt 100% existential crisis
sweather
sweather 6 gün önce
"...she. they??? i will accept" i feel validated
Kimberly Darrell
Kimberly Darrell 7 gün önce
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
Liv D
Liv D 7 gün önce
Momiplier is so cute
Card Bored Box
Card Bored Box 7 gün önce
YES MOMIPLIER VIDS ARE GODTIER
Guru Sachdev
Guru Sachdev 7 gün önce
"kick his N U T", just one nut, aim for one, and leave the other for later
roxy picasso
roxy picasso 7 gün önce
she forgot to tell him to refrigerate it so it won’t spoil
Bunny Bro
Bunny Bro 7 gün önce
Bruh,still can't believe Eef's older than Corpse Husband
roxy picasso
roxy picasso 7 gün önce
wait.. wAIT- WHAT YOURE RIGHT OH MY G-
ConceptCreator
ConceptCreator 7 gün önce
She just used them as a personal drama show
Gary Kent
Gary Kent 8 gün önce
Every episode with Momiplier is a treat!
That Bitch Victorya
That Bitch Victorya 8 gün önce
Momiplier is so pure, I love her guest appearances :D
Marta
Marta 8 gün önce
Mark's mom is more entertained by the show mark and ethan are putting up xd
Ashton Warne
Ashton Warne 8 gün önce
I love her XD
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
This is a master class, for people who know how to fight, it deals with the before and after, being smart, seeking a peaceful end, stuff like that. Movie stuff?
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
13:09 she's pumping the fan service
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
8:22 you can hear Jack laughing in ladder in the distance
Chaotic chaos
Chaotic chaos 6 gün önce
...
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
Momiplier has amazingly chaotic energy. It's amazing.
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
5:44 maybe talk to the girl?
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
5:06 definitely one of the safest plays
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
3:50 ish- Discombobulate
Akhil Madhunlall
Akhil Madhunlall 8 gün önce
Love that she went for the plug at the beginning
Jasmine Loves Pancakes
One of the Best Funniest Video Ever! Going to be one of the videos that's going to be missed.
Eris Vurek
Eris Vurek 9 gün önce
"am i gonna risk my life for her?? nahhh" amy: well thanks
Heather Stewart
Heather Stewart 9 gün önce
I love Marks hair. Especially the way it looks in this video.
Szamantha Kitchen
Szamantha Kitchen 9 gün önce
Why was Mark giving me major Dwight Schrute vibes 😂😂
Shy_guy
Shy_guy 9 gün önce
As an Enby when Mark said “he she they” when it came to the gender of said deity this made my day. Thank you Mark!
toothfairy
toothfairy 6 gün önce
same it made me so happy !!
Anna Goncharova
Anna Goncharova 9 gün önce
9:00 Markiplier respecting pronouns ♡
Soha G
Soha G 9 gün önce
In my humble opinion, this gem of a video is still the funniest of the lot. Thank you, And beware of your cousins.
Dominic Hayter
Dominic Hayter 9 gün önce
I voiced searched unus annus but it heard moon anusasa
Emily Yanez
Emily Yanez 9 gün önce
13:45: basically explains the plot of Peppermint
BallsDeep_69
BallsDeep_69 10 gün önce
I would’ve never knew that avoiding a situation in which I have to have physical confrontation with another person would help me with self defense.
tea
tea 10 gün önce
Mark's mom is right about not trusting your relatives tho! Statistically most bad shit will happen because of people you know.
Kyle H
Kyle H 10 gün önce
no hesitation just "shave it off"
Whomst Is This
Whomst Is This 10 gün önce
“You gonna be born as uh, some fuckin like uhhh maybe a snake?? Or bird??”
Magic Tacos
Magic Tacos 10 gün önce
Mark is the momas boy and eef is the guy who dosnt take his parents words seriously it’s adorable
MasterLink255
MasterLink255 10 gün önce
I see momiplier saw J.J. Bitenbinders method and enhanced it
Namitha Swaed
Namitha Swaed 10 gün önce
it went from momiplier teaches self defense to momiplier teaches valuable life lessons
RussianMafiaBro
RussianMafiaBro 10 gün önce
Momiplier: Don’t trust you cousins Ethan: pffffft- Mark: *staring* ‘what did they do to you?’
Bill Nye the Shy Guy
Bill Nye the Shy Guy 11 gün önce
Oh shes so wholesome
Space Llama
Space Llama 11 gün önce
Mark and Ethan: Streets Smarts! Me: Now let's say the kidnapper throws you in the back of the trunk
Aurora Sebolt
Aurora Sebolt 11 gün önce
So the biggest lesson if you are a man fighting a man is to become friends, and if you are a woman fighting a man you kick him in the nuts and run away, or forgiveness
Cheapy
Cheapy 11 gün önce
the whole time I’m just bothered by how marks uniform is tied and layered the wrong way in my style of martial arts xD
Encarna Peña Guzmán
Encarna Peña Guzmán 11 gün önce
Two hundred and seventy-fifth video: Finished.
OG Bricee
OG Bricee 8 gün önce
how many days...? ive watched about 30 videos 😶
Woomy Head
Woomy Head 11 gün önce
She's gorgeous (not in a weird way lmao)
buZZwig Van Roţțen
buZZwig Van Roţțen 11 gün önce
*"hey;* *nice pride"*
Kazamaterasu
Kazamaterasu 11 gün önce
I cannot express how much I love momiplier
Reilly Knox
Reilly Knox 11 gün önce
i couldn't focus on what eef's shirt said but 100% thought it said "pee lads"
A- Punk
A- Punk 11 gün önce
It’s true though, never trust family members! Fuckers be weird
Alexia Joy
Alexia Joy 11 gün önce
momiplier: is she worth it? amy recording this: 👁💧👄💧👁
abby
abby 12 gün önce
momiplier brings much joy into my life
MJ Guzman
MJ Guzman 12 gün önce
STREET SMARTS WITH DETECTIVE JJ BITNBINDER
Graham
Graham 12 gün önce
The gun looks like a vibrator
StitchyMei
StitchyMei 12 gün önce
momiplier is the cutest oh my god 😂😭 “fight until you wins!”
America Guzman
America Guzman 12 gün önce
Mark really missed the opportunity to say discombobulate in his bit at 3:41. Also, momiplier really said "you want it? Go get it! Street smarts!"😂
absolutely wrecked
absolutely wrecked 12 gün önce
does anyone know where the background fighting music is from or what it's from?
ᴍᴇᴍxɴᴛᴏ.ᴍxʀɪ _
anyone realise that the timer says there's 90 days left but the timer on the previous video said there's 89 days left? how did we gain an extra day??
Jessica
Jessica 13 gün önce
Momiplier is just watching an interactive improv show
Oaken Shadow _Harpie_
Oaken Shadow _Harpie_ 13 gün önce
Momaplier is so wholesome.
notsae66
notsae66 13 gün önce
Next time: Annus Annus teaches you how to dispose of a cadaver!
Gacha Maia565
Gacha Maia565 13 gün önce
"Kick his nUt. " I think momiplier is the person I look forward to the most in these videos.
tiff0795
tiff0795 13 gün önce
Okkay but unfortunately I know what momiplier means about not trusting family members, especially cousins. Just because they’re your family doesn’t always mean that they have your best interest at heart, let alone your child’s. Cousins especially because everyone else either has almost guaranteed experience being a parent or some sort of aunt or uncle that they know how to properly care for and protect a child. Even still, it’s a matter of of character and maturity, not their relation to you.
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