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Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens

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ah, America. Land of the free(?) Home of the brave(?) Do Mark and Ethan have what it takes to be top tier US citizens?
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cinika1
cinika1 Saatler önce
I can't stop looking at Ethan's tooth. You know the one...
Marc Hunt
Marc Hunt 6 saatler önce
You guys didn't have to take this in highschool?
George Howell
George Howell 6 saatler önce
It's so sad that all the jokes they made about the US are true, Almost make you want to take a citizenship test And I'm not referring to the one given in the US
Steph jpg
Steph jpg 8 saatler önce
Halfway through my junior year I stopped saying the pledge of allegiance lol I stood up but that's it
Disaster Caster
Disaster Caster 10 saatler önce
Ok I know this is probably not related to other comments but why does one person in the thumbnail look a bit like tomska
OhNoItsNoe
OhNoItsNoe 12 saatler önce
i dont even know 95% of the things on the test
Ella
Ella 13 saatler önce
good to know my knowledge of Hamilton would serve me well if I ever wanted to become a US citizen
Pricefield
Pricefield 16 saatler önce
I have 19 days to catch up on 3-4 months of videos.....fuck
BriBriJen15
BriBriJen15 22 saatler önce
Roasts America for 15 minutes straight 😂
Logan Gay
Logan Gay Gün önce
i sad that i’m pretty sure i know this... but there are only 10 amendments in the constitution. all the others were in the bill of rights. or the school system is fucked (which it is anyways) and the information i was given is wrong
Sammi Graham
Sammi Graham Gün önce
Ethan got a D- not an F 😡
Sammi Graham
Sammi Graham Gün önce
0:40 you’re not taught that shit cuz the public school systems want you to be sheep and work low income factory jobs and never work your way to the top and never fight against the status quo. If they taught you how to change things, you might go change things and god forbid that happens. 🙄🙄🙄😡
Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis Gün önce
Man, I still have trouble with my taxes, dont know how to vote, and I've graduated high school
maddog3417
maddog3417 Gün önce
Ethan: “The constituty! That’s hot!!”
Ruben Leon
Ruben Leon Gün önce
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Profile Name Gün önce
this video came out on my birthday I don't know how to feel about it because my mum is incredibly racist towards america
Felicity Harding
Felicity Harding 2 gün önce
anyone notice how actual americans dont know half of the answers but the government expects immigrants to?? shows how fucked up the system is
TKNina
TKNina 2 gün önce
My teacher handed out this test in 8th grade and all but 2 students failed it
PataponCreeper
PataponCreeper 2 gün önce
in Canada, instead of pledge, in school we were forced to sing the Canada national anthem
Chickadee
Chickadee 2 gün önce
E: "Love me some separation of church and state" M: "You're saying words, and I'm not getting it" E: "Yeah, I don't think the our government does either"
Shelby VDW
Shelby VDW 2 gün önce
That awkward moment when you're South African and get more answers right than Ethan....
Walcott Girls
Walcott Girls 3 gün önce
Memento mori...
Helena Rosno
Helena Rosno 3 gün önce
It's all too accurate I'm dying
Twilight
Twilight 3 gün önce
0:33 Because you have to be smort enough to go into an AP class for it. Only the intelligent are allowed to be educated, apparently.
Pirate Cat
Pirate Cat 3 gün önce
Ethan: "Why aren't we taught how to do our taxes in school?" Me in 7th grade being forced to search for an apartment, job, car, has to calculate the money I have left over from my salary after paying taxes like FICA, Health Insurance, Netflix subscriptions, etc.: ....How long ago were you in school?
TheSovietSquirrel
TheSovietSquirrel 3 gün önce
I was today years old when I found out that American men still need to register for conscription. That's mega fucked.
Eric O'Dell
Eric O'Dell 3 gün önce
October 22nd. I continue my journey to rewatch all Unus Annus videos before it's too late. I liked every video on my way here before but some videos aren't showing the likes. Make sure the thumbs up is blue friends. Wish me luck, brothers in death. Momento mori, Unus Annus.
Its Angie
Its Angie 4 gün önce
memento mori
Hossein TM
Hossein TM 4 gün önce
13:33 "Where's God on this list ?" If there was God on this list, they wouldn't have loved *bombs* .
Andy Ashe
Andy Ashe 4 gün önce
I love learning that at school in the US you have to stand with your hand over your heart and SAY the pledge of allegiance..... Whereas (at least where I go to school) in Canada, you just have to be standing for the anthem, you dont even need to sing it lol
alexander stone
alexander stone 4 gün önce
Its so annoying to hear adults complain about schools not teaching us about taxes and other important stuff... but it was required that we took personal finance in my school which taught all of that.
SatisfiedShark
SatisfiedShark 4 gün önce
It’s weird that some people are against gays adopting when the reality is that America had multiple dads
Angel Vazquez
Angel Vazquez 2 gün önce
Isn’t that a joke one the “ Founding Fathers of America”?
Fuck Off
Fuck Off 5 gün önce
This was posted on my birthday
Fuck Off
Fuck Off 3 gün önce
@Faseanable bandman haha thanks
Faseanable bandman
Faseanable bandman 4 gün önce
happy belated birthday!
Alexis Odell
Alexis Odell 5 gün önce
Lol recently had to take this test for a college class. I got a 100 😂... Also mark said ethan got a "F" but he got a "D"...😂
Ubzy Bass
Ubzy Bass 5 gün önce
Mark is Mum and daughter Ethan is dad and son
EdWarden
EdWarden 5 gün önce
Nice video
Megan Renee
Megan Renee 5 gün önce
I took four years of advanced placement social studies classes and got a 3 or more on all the tests and ya girl still probably can't pass the citizenship test 😂
Clubs
Clubs 6 gün önce
209th video, 25 days left, becoming a US citizen
Jorden Young
Jorden Young 6 gün önce
**Abraham Lincoln** Ethan: the most important one isn't here. Both: *laugh in pain* ~flashback~ Ethan: the jokes are too accurate
TehTuberBro
TehTuberBro 6 gün önce
As is the answer to everything communism
Matthew Centeno
Matthew Centeno 6 gün önce
Technically speaking im a US citizen and i got around the same number of wrong questions as Ethan
galactic mochi
galactic mochi 7 gün önce
Therapist: Wide Eef isn't real, he can't hurt you Wide Eef: 13:38
The legend
The legend 7 gün önce
Wait do kids in the US seriously do that pledge thing? What the fuck?
Alles Falls
Alles Falls 7 gün önce
I'm glad I'm not the only one to get pissed out of confusion about school not teaching you how to adult.
AbnormallyNormal //
AbnormallyNormal // 7 gün önce
I too thought it was super weird we did that. So I stopped doing it. They had to make it a rule you didn’t have to if you didn’t want to because of constitutional rights. Fun times.
Melonboy 44
Melonboy 44 7 gün önce
That's some good criticism against their own country and education system
Dude Imperfect
Dude Imperfect 7 gün önce
1:53, thanks for the tips Mark
Eris Vurek
Eris Vurek 8 gün önce
Mark: we like schools but we *really* like bombs eef: AAAAAH WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING *DIE*
Maddy B
Maddy B 8 gün önce
I also went to public school. They would play the pledge of allegiance at the beginning of our morning announcements on Wednesdays, but none of us really acknowledged it?? So idk. Also this was only in high school, my school before that didn’t do that at all
sam askew
sam askew 8 gün önce
The fact that 65% is an F in America scares me because that's a high B in the UK. Only 5% off an A 🤨
Jam - Kun
Jam - Kun 8 gün önce
11:01 not a U.S citizen what were they referring to here? is it him being a Vampire Slayer or is it the ending of slavery?
Liz Sameja
Liz Sameja 8 gün önce
im a Filipino so is this realy true?
Quin Barnard
Quin Barnard 8 gün önce
I, a non American, did better than Ethan , an American.
Mace Windu
Mace Windu 8 gün önce
*Trump wants to know your location*
HiiiPoWeRGaming TV
HiiiPoWeRGaming TV 9 gün önce
USCIS IS A JOKE LMAO, BUT IF YOU WOULD PLEASE GIVE ME A GREEN CARD
Explosion Gamez
Explosion Gamez 9 gün önce
*PLEASE HELP, I'M FROM AMERICA, HELP ME*
мya ѕpencer
мya ѕpencer 9 gün önce
I THINK I HAVE A CASE OF SUPER MEGA TRIPLE BIG BRAINNN 😀😀😀 I got the first 5 questions right ..(the fifth one I guessed but it just felt like the right answer)
Tally Blue
Tally Blue 9 gün önce
"The answer was communism!" You bet it is comrade.
DaGhostDS
DaGhostDS 10 gün önce
Wow that test is easy.. and my knowledge of the USA come from gaming.. Also Mark and Ethan failing on question like Cold War.. and Communism.. Or who was the "father of our country".. Obviously if your nation Capital (and a State) is named in the honor of a man.. he's definitely it.
Adam O'Neill
Adam O'Neill 10 gün önce
This gives me ImmortalHD vibes from when he did it in Cow Chop... because hes Russian... so >>
Edge
Edge 10 gün önce
I really hate these topics
Johnathan Romero
Johnathan Romero 11 gün önce
No no no Market pliers, Ethan passed he didn’t fail. Failing is 64 and below thank you very much 😒
Dexter Mason
Dexter Mason 11 gün önce
Bruh I WISH they taught me taxes but nooooo, we had to learn WELSH, THE LEAST USEFULL LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD!!
Kayla Johnson
Kayla Johnson 11 gün önce
Fun fact we don’t do the pledge of allegiance anymore or at least in my school district we did it till I was in like 7th grade and now I’m a senior and none of the schools have done it since
Kitsune
Kitsune 12 gün önce
I'm not north american, but I got 14/20. (Also IS 65% REALLY AN F? WTF here with 65 you pass, 60 is the limit, under this you fail) All I know about the U.S.A history is: 1- things that affected the world (wars, industrial revolution) and 2- random shit that I learned somehow (mostly from "horrible histories)
Bro S
Bro S 12 gün önce
As a Canadian, this video was confusing af
•Ross• UwU
•Ross• UwU 12 gün önce
I was here!
InsomniacTv
InsomniacTv 12 gün önce
Me unfortunately a citizen that wants to move out of this godforsaken country: *noice*
Dave MH
Dave MH 12 gün önce
10:45 Mark, that is a requirement to be a citizen of U.S.
Nightmare the hick
Nightmare the hick 13 gün önce
The things they said about social studies I learned in my senior level math class in high school
No Gender, Only Soup
No Gender, Only Soup 13 gün önce
Why did I do better than Ethan on this test? I’m Canadian? Oh right, Hamilton and Black-ish
splarff Gooply
splarff Gooply 13 gün önce
Wow
ZARR yt
ZARR yt 13 gün önce
Well the thumbnail is what got me
Aston Crowther
Aston Crowther 13 gün önce
I'm British and I know more about this than Ethan
Herky61
Herky61 14 gün önce
“Men do not have to register” Me: ..... did Ethan just confess to a federal offense?
Laela Overmoyer
Laela Overmoyer 14 gün önce
As soon as I hear Bruce Willis, I immediatly hit the like button.
Lady Genesis
Lady Genesis 14 gün önce
Why are you not taught 'useful' things in school? Because it'd be nearly impossible to teach someone *all* the different ways to go about doing their taxes, getting a mortage..other useful life things. SO instead, they opted to teach students how to solve problems so they can figure it out on their own once they get there in life.
Lady Genesis
Lady Genesis 7 gün önce
@Shotgun KITTEEE Well... I mean.. I like your innovation? 😅
Shotgun KITTEEE
Shotgun KITTEEE 13 gün önce
I learned how to hide a panic attack in 8th grade. In 7th, I learned how to handle a pervert and a misogynistic person. So, I guess you're correct?
Moosification
Moosification 14 gün önce
They don't teach us how to do taxes in school because they want us to fail, so that we're more likely to pay for help. -_-
emanuel stornello
emanuel stornello 15 gün önce
God I'm happy to not live in USA
Edit mc Edit
Edit mc Edit 15 gün önce
This thumb nail is mire disturbing than mist horror movie
SporkCunt
SporkCunt 15 gün önce
I hate school so fucking much
Daniel Pettet
Daniel Pettet 16 gün önce
My social studies teacher my sophomore year made us believe that if we got below a 95% on the civics test that we would fail so I panicked when I got a 92%
Margaret
Margaret 17 gün önce
if it makes you feel any better, i'm 17 and sometimes forget if there's 50 or 52 states in the usa. have lived here my whole life
Nathaniel Clemens
Nathaniel Clemens 17 gün önce
Well Thomas Jefferson was the one who wrote the declaration along with a lot of other important documents. A lot of other people on the first continental Congress would have done the same thing Georgy boy did
Love, Reghan
Love, Reghan 17 gün önce
I’m in private school they still do the pledge, I think all schools require it in the US but I could be wrong.
Viole Grace
Viole Grace 18 gün önce
This entire video just makes me want to go listen to the soundtrack of Hamilton yet again
Viole Grace
Viole Grace 18 gün önce
Balancing checkbooks is covered in personal finance :)
Jette Stephair
Jette Stephair 18 gün önce
THE THUMBNAIL I CANTHFYFGUGFUGF
Sam Hauck
Sam Hauck 18 gün önce
So what I’ve gathered from this Ethan idk if he’s even been to school lol and they are both dems just a little sad still love them tho!
Sam Hauck
Sam Hauck 15 gün önce
DestroyerOfAglets mmmm idk bro think about it lol if I said they are both dems it’s just a little sad.... must mean I’m republican and most Democrats I know are horrible but I’m just glad they aren’t that’s why I said it was sad
DestroyerOfAglets
DestroyerOfAglets 18 gün önce
How is that sad?
ImmortalAlvah
ImmortalAlvah 18 gün önce
3:10 I think that’s more weird to NOT want to do that. I wouldn’t trust you.
Royalgamer
Royalgamer 18 gün önce
I would not be able to become an American citizen, but luckily I don't want to be one anyway
Shannon Norman
Shannon Norman 20 gün önce
The fact that the Abraham Lincoln answer does not include the "abolishment of slavery" on a citizenship test further proves that amendment reformed slavery into the prison system. The biggest red flag
DestroyerOfAglets
DestroyerOfAglets 18 gün önce
True true
Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown 20 gün önce
Ironic I’m watching this in a civics online class
Dio Brando
Dio Brando 21 gün önce
Watching from the future! I am liking and commenting every video!
GangrenousGandalf
GangrenousGandalf 20 gün önce
I see conflicting characters. But yes, this video never gets old.
helljumpper
helljumpper 22 gün önce
ICE would like to know your location.
Raphael Lover
Raphael Lover 22 gün önce
For the u.s. citizen and jury duty question, Canadians have to do that too. That's not unique lol. I think they meant within people living in the U.S., hopefully not the world. That'd be a poor reflection of their education system at the federal level. That question could easily be misinterpreted
CloudsGirl7
CloudsGirl7 22 gün önce
It's cute when kids think they're history buffs when all they did was watch some bullshit hip-hop musical.
GangrenousGandalf
GangrenousGandalf 20 gün önce
Aww, come on. Hamilton wasn't bad, and it wasn't made to 100% historically accurate. I'm not saying that you're wrong, I just disagree.
Encarna Peña Guzmán
Encarna Peña Guzmán 22 gün önce
Two hundred and ninth video: Finished.
CaitStod xo
CaitStod xo 22 gün önce
As a Scottish person this video was very confusing and alarming...
cathal moloney
cathal moloney 22 gün önce
im from irland and in my shcool we do lern how to do taxes but it is in maths class and called aplide arithmetic
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