Ok ill admit your stuff is funny but my nephew is acting like Jeffy more and more every day (hitting his sister and Mom and my dog breaking stuff for fun exc) so we band him from watching last night this morning we found him trying to hang himself with yarn yelling he wants to kill himself so naturally I start yelling (like bowzer I suppose but I've been like that before your videos) I Cut the string and he starts punching me dosnt hurt because I'm 15 he's 7 and he has autism so I grab him by the back of his neck and pin him to immobilize him and get the string away from him and any sharp objects near by till my dad got up
Title the devil retires part one jr means junior Bowser Jr is in his room playing with Thomas jr sais I’m bored I’m going to invite my friends so he goes to find his phone but it’s lost.He goes to find chef Pe pe,chef pe pe is making wallfle meat . Jr grabs a cup of water and splashes it on chef pe pe. Chef pe pe sais what the hell jr why the hell did u splash water on me . Jr sais I need to borrow ur phone . Chef pe pe sais u didn’t have to splash water on me . Jr said i know but i thought it would be funny.chef pe pe sais where’s your phone at . Jr said I lost it . chef pe pe sais well guess what jr Im not going to let u use my phone . Jr moans sadly. And runs of to his dad bowser . Bowser is watching Charlie and friend make up a random episode of Charlie and friends. Jr run to his dad and yells dad 5 times. His dad said what son can u not see I’m watching Charlie and friends . Jr said can I use ur phone . His dad said fine its up on the tv. Jr bowser walks to the tv stand and uses his dads phone and calls up his friend Cody and Joseph . Jr sais hey guys I’m bored . So said Joseph and Cody. I need some company can u guys come over said jr. Cody and Joseph said ok sure.ding ding . Jr sais Oh that must be my friend. Chef pe pe yells who’s at the door. Jr yells back that’s my friends. Jr answers the door and sais where’s my bacon . Cody sais what u never said we had to bring bacon.jr sais oh well u can just invite ur mom because she’s a pig . Cody sais really jr really bye. Jr said wait Cody oink oink. That’s it jr bye Cody sais. Joseph laugh haha haha. Jr laughs and sais hey u can bring ur mom for the bacon oh wait she’s not a pig and she’s dead. Joseph sais that’s hurtful I’m leaving. Fine leave I don’t need u guys. Said jr. we r leaving said Cody bye said Cody. He said to him self I don’t need them I can find new friends. Back at jr dads room bowser is watching Charlie and friends a episode of charliegh and friends is playing and bowser laughs. Then poof the devil appears . Bowser sais who r u and y is ur skin red is ur skin messed up. Devil sais racist much. Bowser sais no it not. Devil sais forget the skin thing I am the devil. The devil oh no u stay away from me fool ur gonna put ur fingers up my butt said bowser. What I’m not gonna do that where did u even hear I did that said the devil. The unicorns told me said bowser . U must be high as f*** said the devil. No oh I might be sais bowser. Any way sais the devil I’m retiring and I need someone to take over said the devil 👿. Bowser sais so u want me to be the new devil okay I’ll try. The devil sais okay then just sign this contract the devil pulls out the contact and puts it on the bed.bowser sais okay and sign the paper 📝 the paper sais ur giving up ur soul u can earn ur soul back by making somewon else the devil. Okay now let me turn u into the devil sais the devil. Poof the devil becomes a man and bowser become devil bowser. Oh oh u look the same probably because ur already like a devil well now u have powers and I don’t man sais the devil.the devil leaves the house. Bowser yells wait I don’t know what I’m supposed to do.oh well said bowser. An hour later the world is in Cayuse. Jr sees his dad and yells dad y r u destroying the world which is flat ur going to make it break in half. Cody yells for the last time jr the earth is round like a basketball. Junior yells back so ur telling me Kenton James grows big and dribbles the earth. Cody sais yes jr yes. Junior sais I knew it.cody sais ur stupid. Junior yells dad. Bowser sais what have u done I have a kid I’m going to make the devil back into the devil. The devil is about to dive in a pool until bowser snaps his finger and as soon the devil is about to hit the water and then poof he’s back in hell. Oh I hate this oh well sais the devil.
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