I Hung Out With Some Thieves To Learn How Not To Get Robbed 

They’re wearing masks before it was mandatory, such nice human beings.

Imagine yourself at your balcony thinking about the robbery few years ago and see the robbers telling a journalist that how they robbed this house

“We threaten but never hurt anyone.” “ We beat him until he’s unconscious.”

BTW. In a surprising turn of events the camera man was robbed after this video.

Dude you are not the kind of guy with street smartness. You are the kind of guy who gets robbed.

Police: we use ~different~ ways to ~explain~ it to them, we use ~trick questions~ 🌚 Thief: First, they torture us

So Vice can possibly find these guys but the police can’t

The way they were showing houses from where they robbed stuff I can't-😂😂👌

"We threatened them never actually hurt anyone😂" Very courteous.

Imagine being a thief and then shooting your own documentary, pride moment 😂

When I was about 6 months old, 2 robbers came into my house and were basically looking for things to steal. My dad used to work late so it was just me, my mom and my elder sister at home. My dad came home early that day and saw them inside the house. He ran in with a stick in his hand, yelling and shouting while he started beating up both the robbers. He beat them until the stick bent out of shape. The neighbors came running and detained the 2 robbers until the cops came. To this day, my dad says he was deathly afraid of them hurting his family

The thieves are even more honest than the police himself when asked how does he extract information

Next interview politicians how they commit white collar crimes.

“If you learn to steal from a thief, you are not a thief, but a Kleptomaniac who simply takes things. Only the ones who are caught are called thieves". - *_Imadei Tup_*

"we never hurt anyone" "we beat a watchman until he was unconscious"

I remember getting robbed in a train in Delhi, in 2010. We had to get down in a station in Delhi, so we had kept our suitcases in front of the exit. Everyone surrounded the suitcases. Me and my husband fought with them and took it near us. Later when we went to the guesthouse, we noticed they had robbed my camera by slitting inside of the cabin bag. These people never wore masks and they all looked healthy. No one could even imagine they were robbers.

I feel no remorse for these thieves because they cause people to feel violated and devastated. We all work hard for a living to support our families. How dare they show pride...

“We don’t hurt anyone” Proceeds to rob all their life earnings that they would have worked hard to earn and might be keeping to fund the education of their children and what not!

Now this is the vice we need. Not some buzzfeed crap they've been posting.

The guy in green is right about becoming murderers. My ma used to say “if you cheat, you’d lie, if you lie, you’d steal, if you steal, you’d kill”. The longer you dwell in wrong, the more excuses you make, and just might find yourself on a slippery slope. Smh.

😂 It's hilarious how the went to visit the house that they robbed. "We robbed this house last time" 😂 They're normally talking like it's the place where they used to live 😂

No matter how many times I watch these videos, they will legit never get old.

Those two ex-thieves admitted in their own words that if they would've continued this crime then by now they would've become more intense criminal to even murder someone... now murdering is extreme so was this a guilt feel or they were seeing a therapist which is why they discontinued? - this was the question the interviewer did not ask.

5:44 *Even The Robbers can follow their timetable but I can't* 😔

Interviewer: how much time it would take me to become a professional thief? Robbers: practice makes man perfect

They should be given severe punishment not imprisonment for just few months. It should be for five years even if it’s little amount money that gets stolen. This will help encourage them to not have the stealing mentality. Might not be much money for the thieves but would mean a lot for the owners.

Guys these are ex-robbers and we should appreciate them for getting out of this crime and giving such interview so that people can be aware of theft.

If anyone takes their profession with such utmost passion and dedication like these thieves he will reach the top undoubtedly

The way they casually state how they stole from those houses while passing by them is beyond me.

After their filming was over, they got robbed too.

Wonderful and Amazing research, which made me aware of how my house can be prevented from Robbery. I'm so thankful for making this video and atleast I could get to see how robbers coordinate in their plans, hence saftey.

omg! today i saw a whole now world. i mean seriously. this person interviewing them is so so so talented. i don't know how you convinced both of them for doing this video. I'm so grateful that i saw this video today. today i have experienced evolved a whole new perspective. so so so grateful. keep it up guys. bless you all.

Ironic. Day before yesterday, some thieves broke into my uncle's house. Hopefully, my cousin-sister who's a night owl noticed them from the window and smartly called my uncle by phone who was sleeping upstairs. One of thieves was trying to unlock the door and without thinking ang further, my uncle dropped a brick over his head 😂😂 But unfortunately, they still ran away

i always ask myself how can vice find these people but not the police😂

"Are we done filming?" "Yeah" "Now give me your money"

Now please interview indian politicians on how to prevent corruption.

When he said chote chote lock hote hai. I immediately change my lock , then he said "Soch lete hai to karke hi jaate hai" I am like renhe hi do ab .

The conclusion reminds me of abhisek upmanyu's crime patrol joke " accha toh hume sabdhaan hona hain, criminal kaa toh kaam hi hain crime karna ". Btw nice content. Good insights. Thank you.

This +1.4k dislikes are from other robbers who are still in professions

“ they managed to teach me how to not get robbed , but in the end they managed to steal my heart ❤️”

How not to get robbed by thieves: Be one of them.

When robbers come into my house, searching for money, I'd just laugh at them and help them find it.

Damn that lock that they break so easily, are the ones we use for our main door😂

When you gotta show the degree and books to convince that its an actual psychologist

Shout out to the reporter for calling robbery a business 👏

We have to think why people are pushed into becoming criminals. Like the psychologist says, it mostly comes as a norm and we must makes efforts to change that. But sure, change your locks too!

This reminds me when I would hang out with drug dealers to learn how to NOT do drugs. Ah, to be in third grade again.

Imagine his wallet goes missing after he finishes the interview 😂

3:22 the smile on her face while talking about it is like she's sharing a beautiful memory of her life.

I feel like a huge factor that is ignored is ,why get into the thieves mind ? Every third and criminal was a regular person who then committed a crime later on so the question should be what circumstances were they surrounded by? If you started to rob houses you too would be special mind where I have ti break in and understand how it works? A regular mind to a thieves mind in just 2 months

This was really scary.Laws need to be tougher for thieves,so tough that the thought of getting caught by law scares thier wits out.

This reporter is a real professional. I can feel his eager to understand the world around him. I wish him all the best in his endeavours 👍💙.

*TimesNow* : Guy hunged up with some robbers to learn how to not get robbed ended up getting robbed

Imagine watching the video and it dude is pointing at your house yeah we robbed this one...

I wish yall would talk about how distribution of wealth affects how people rob, who they target, and how much being robbed affects someone depending on it

Here in Punjab my neigbors once helped the cops catch a gang of robbers that were from Bengal. The police Inspector told us the robbers were being thrashed to the point where they would lose consciousness then the cops would wait for the robbers to regain their senses after which the thrashing would resume. The ‘interrogation’ continued for three days after which one of the robbers decided to reveal where they had hidden the stolen effects.

“and after meeting the cops I realized that the onus is on us to keep our safety“ Subtly roasting the competence of the police 😂

Never seen such disciplined people.

After carefully listening to their stories I have no hesitating in believing the Robbery is an art…

I was once in a family event which took part in my grandfathers house. It’s a very big house though. So I remember there were like 50-60 people and other than that servants and all. So then 5 people crashed the party and acted as if they were servants. Finally they were caught 😂😂

Trying to cover his face, showing earing eyes brows hair tattoo. Police: Uhm... Okay...

Wow! After paying huge huge taxes. Our safety is our responsibility. Incredible India!! Salute to you.

hands of for ur efforts... this is not easy as everyone think..

There's difference between robbery and theft, these guys are former thieves and not robbers.

Vice is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with content like this.

You sleep at their homes at night , next day you'll automatically understand what goes on in thief's mind 😆

“Today, I’d like to find out how to not get robbed, so I’ve agreed to meet two ex-robbers in a remote location in the woods”

Interesting how this documentary was created by partnering with Godrej Locks (mentioned in the beginning credits). More panic this documentary creates, good business run for Godrej!

These robbers are savage af... having courage to show the houses they broke in!!

Because of his "Street smartness"... Dude voluntarily walked into a mangrove jungle to meet thieves... I have a speeding ticket that was thrown out, and once got detention in school for not having my shirt tucked in... Even I wanted to rob him though

It's like going to a murderer and lying to you how to not get killed. One thing we tell the victim always surrender yourself whenever someone wants something from you. Those people mostly are from prison and would do anything not to go back in jail .

I would say step one to not getting robbed is to not hang out with theives.

*"I hung out With Some Murderers to Learn How Not to get Murdered"*

The fact that they dont snitch on this guy is amazing

In the US, it's more common to break into homes after the owners have left for work in the morning. No one is around to witness it, and no one is going to get in the way. It's much less dangerous for the thieves, especially since many homeowners also own firearms for personal protection. Trying to break into a home in the middle of the night is for amateurs; you're far more likely to get caught (or killed).

I live in a crowded place , and wanted to shift in a society or a good place with garden n stuff , but these robbers have changed my mind now , its better to live in a small crowded place to save yourself from heavy loss

The amount of respect presented to those two thieves is ridiculous. Ffs!

Once a thife always a thife

And now the two robbers are making tik Tok for living.edit* after tiktok got banned in India jewellery is missing in India again...

“You must become a thief in order to beat a thief” - Sun Tzu Art of War

Job application: Wanted : A person who can take away cash and gold from a house and deliver it to designated area that you will be assigned. Requirements: 1) You have to be professional in escaping the police. 2) If caught mislead them every time with every word you speak. Even your existence. Salary : Depends on the type, quality and quantity of the assignment given .

Once upon a time, a family in india got robbed. The whole family was out in some family work. Only a beautiful teenage girl was in the house. The teenage girl put on her headphones and was doing her homework. The door was locked. Two thieve came and unlocked the door by force. The girl didn't hear it because she had her headphones on. Then the thieves cornered the girl. Made her strip her clothes. Watched her naked and told her to be in different embarassing position. Then made her to put the money on that house totally naked. Then they took pictures and video of her doing different embarassing stuff. One of the thieve was going to rape the girl but the other thieve stopped him cause they could be caught. Then they made her wall out of the house and tied her naked in a near by park. Then they ran away.

*Godrej Locks sponsoring a vice segment with ex-robbers* *Everyone : Interesting*

Imagine the people who lives in the houses they were showing they robbed are seeing this video

And next a homeless man will show us how not to be homeless

What he said, After meeting cops I found our safety is in our hand...🤣🤣🤣🤣

See the talent and dedication and confidence of these persons.,,,,,

imagine the crew having to pay the robbers a huge sum of money to not get robbed when filming this haha

Well, they blurred the boards and covered their faces but how did they miss the number plate at 7:48 ? Did Vice really mess that one up!

How doesn't he know that these guys are not the ones who robbed his Dad 😂

The owners of the houses at 4:52 after watching this video: 👁️👄👁️

This reminded me of Abhishek Upmanyu's stand-up routine. “Okay, so _we_ are supposed to get better at avoiding crime. You can't fault a criminal, he's just doing his thing- crime. Why are _you_ making yourself an easy target?”

The way these guys are fighting for dominance over the interview is crazy

I waited the whole video but he didn't tell how not to get robbed :'(

Them: "We would threaten people with them but never actually hurt anyone" Also them 5 mins earlier: "We would've gone and murder someone later"

I hung out with honest people to find out how to lead an honest life

The cameraman right after the documentary finished: "Where's my wallet at???"

Bro I love how he’s just waking ard causally pointing at houses they robbed 😭😭😎

Can we get an informative And more detailed interview? Obviously not to steal but it's interesting to know.. You don't get a quick chance to chat with these guys unless you're behind the bars with them 😆😅

Fun fact : Everyone hangs out with thieves and learns how not to get robbed... He just knew it beforehand