I forgot how insane Twilight Eclipse is

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@rbcview8329 Yıl önce

Mike’s movie review era coming back was truly what 2022 needed

@RetroPokemonDepot Yıl önce

I cannot agree more

@melleelizabeth2853 Yıl önce

I can't express my dissatisfaction when I found out Carlisle's whole power is just "he's compassionate"

@jackierosas9593 Yıl önce

He also has the most self control and can resist blood the best🤣🤣🤣

@TenderNoodle Yıl önce

@@jackierosas9593 so his superpower is basic self control💀 That’s even worse

@stefanmilovic5244 Yıl önce

Go Carlisle bestie give us nothing

@KaylaNoelle1 Yıl önce

He's LITERALLY The #1 Dad like on those cheesy mugs. He was created to nurture moody teenagers. I actually think he's supposed to represent the Mormon religion as a character though.

@pulped69dago91 10 aylar önce

carlisles power is being the hottest male vampire i guess

@alexj4239 Yıl önce

“I enjoy the twilight movies, but my least favorite thing about the twilight movies is the twilight movies” is fucking poetry and you’re SO RIGHT jane solo movie when

@rebeccanater Yıl önce

At least drop a jane visual album!!! Jane fan cam "pain - the remix"

@missserenity1090 8 aylar önce

I haven’t read the books nor have I watched all of the movies so I don’t know her backstory but I am very interested. Why couldn’t Stephanie make that a thing instead of Jacob/Renesme.

@cor289 7 aylar önce

I’m firmly team “Bella stays single for a while, maybe take a gap year to do some soul searching, backpack around Europe, get herself some self care self love”

@Jacob-gu3in Yıl önce

Living in a post-PLL recap world and all of its references and sound bytes being part of the canon now is so amazing. We are lucky to live in these times.

@tiffanyquasnitschka1901 Yıl önce

Counting my blessings 🤗

@xaivercampbell1587 Yıl önce

I liveee

@iwakeupandboomimarat Yıl önce

i cannot tell u why i misread this as ptt... my loona era

@U._.D Yıl önce

@@iwakeupandboomimarat OMG!!!! Are you down to paint the town or what? 😍

@scrbusaucuparia Yıl önce

the MMCU (mikes mic cinematic universe)

@oliviagreenburgh4305 Yıl önce

At this point in the MMCU (mike's mic cinematic universe), in a post pll-breakdown world, you're basically screwed if you haven't seen the rest of his videos as the canon references are 50% of the viewing enjoyment.

@oliviagreenburgh4305 Yıl önce

A.N maybe this is a marketing strategy to isolate non-pll breakdown watchers from new videos as they can't understand references thereby forcing them to watch previous content in order to enjoy the new. Man doesn't have a masters for nothing

@pennelope97 Yıl önce

I love this analysis

@Tots_ Yıl önce

Personally I'm team Alice. That girl did everything to protect Bella AND she was so much less drama then Mr. "Ill kill myself if you dont love me" and Mr. "I watch you sleep"

@ariff6367 Yıl önce

slay so true

@Val_Far Yıl önce

Right! Alice and Bella had great chemistry in the book and movies.

@ava_marie_v Yıl önce

I'm so glad Amanda the Jedi's Alice/Bella agenda is spreading.

@leahdavis9434 Yıl önce

Alice was actually super awful too, she's also an abusive partner for Bella.

@Tots_ Yıl önce

@@leahdavis9434 I'm asking this genuinely as I did not read the books, so i might be missing something, but in what way is that?

@AmorJonatico1 Yıl önce

As someone said in another comment, Jacob says in the books that he takes off the shorts and ties them to his ankle when he changes. NOT ONLY THAT, he says that they have shorts stached all over the woods for emergencies

@Gxylord Yıl önce

broo........... that's so funny i cant-

@o_o-lj1ym Yıl önce

SPARE ME!

@averyeml Yıl önce

Just imagine seeing a wolf the size of a hashtag Volvo running by with a pair of basketball shorts stuck around one ankle 😂 Or, like, all these people are going missing and the cops scout the woods and they’re like “we haven’t found any of the missing people but we’ve found like 47 pairs of shorts. Is it connected?”

@washedblue Yıl önce

the idea of some naked guy post-wolfout scrambling for the pair of emergency community jorts stashed somewhere is peak comedy for me

@shesjustafrienduhhafriend8655 Yıl önce

This comment section deserves an award

@Toribell1928 Yıl önce

It’s absolutely insane to me that Stephanie Meyer just made jasper an ancient racist for no reason. He could have at least been in the Union army 😩😤

@brin2153 7 aylar önce

Well, not "no" reason. Stephanie is incredibly racist, ESPECIALLY against Indigenous people. Just look at how the wolves are treated vs everyone else. The series is filled to the brim with racism.

@emilywatson9586 6 aylar önce

@@brin2153 other examples?

@Rain2561 6 aylar önce

@@emilywatson9586 Twilight frames the werewolves vs vampires argument as “the savage, poor, animalistic indigenous people who can’t control themselves vs the pure, beautiful rich white people who are better at everything in every way”

@maddieb.4282 2 aylar önce

To be fair pretty much everyone in the union army was a racist as well

@maddieb.4282 Aylar önce

@@Rain2561why is Jacob a major love interest? And why are the individual werewolf characters well developed? And why did Jacob end up paired up with the “perfect white baby” in the end? Not that I don’t think there are undercurrents of old fashioned racist thought but I think it might be more complex than you’re thinking

@Muccie2 Yıl önce

Alright, take a trip down memory lane with me. I went to see the Twilight: Eclipse premier with my older sister. The most excited people in the theatre were 3 Spanish speaking men with salt and pepper hair in what seemed to be their work pants and matching Twilight - Team Jacob shirts. They also helped shush the audience as we got excited 😂😂.

@ouijedanse Yıl önce

A lot more men would a lot happier if they'd just embrace loving melodrama and saw whatever actually interested them.

@ep3989 Yıl önce

I went to see Eclipse alone at midday before a test lol

@alim.9801 9 aylar önce

I love these men now, they are henceforth my adopted dads and they must be protected at all costs

@elorahildebrand4998 6 aylar önce

This is making me wish there was a Twilight telenovela.

@nicolasteelnack Yıl önce

I think a lot of people were Team Jacob just by process of elimination because they didn't want to be Team Edward but we're so conditioned to believe that characters need to be in a romantic relationship at the end of the story that no one thought of the Team No One option

@meg-sk4qv Yıl önce

It should’ve been Team Bella Goes to College And Meets Some Other People

@ia490 Yıl önce

Personally I think they were Team Jacob because of the first two books and then just held on for dear life as smeyer ruined Jacob's character for the rest of the series

@TPNsBiggestFan 9 aylar önce

@@ia490 can confirm

@breevans5219 5 aylar önce

At the time I thought Twilight was stupid and didn't fully get the hype even though I listened to the audiobooks of the whole series but I had just discovered young Chris O'Donnell while I was at peak puberty and Twilight Fever was running rampant🤤 So in the after school girls group I was in, there was Team Edward, Team Jacob, 1 Team Jasper and then me Team Chris 🤣

@lesleykruijt8580 Yıl önce

the whole "all three in the tent, I'm hotter than you, take your clothes off" scene was honestly just a writing prompt for the fan fiction writers

@jenny.shelby Yıl önce

"Miss Bella you're a killer not Ezra's wife." Had me on the floor. 😂😂

@ellaronci2703 Yıl önce

SAME

@emryjoy8697 Yıl önce

LOLOL i was gonna comment this

@parisewellington3664 Yıl önce

Me too🤣

@urieldaboamorte Yıl önce

I didn't get it help

@saritab28 Yıl önce

mbya knew

@ani_kay Yıl önce

Listen, I stand by my point that Eclipse has story wise the most interesting parts and characters? Rosalie with her backstory? Pure genius. The love triangle between Emily, Leah and Sam (?)? Dramatic gold, just amazing. The whole army of the newborn vampires? Holy shit, amazing. But that love triangle between Edward, Bella and Jacob can go drown.

@anahand4137 Aylar önce

Especially because its not even a real love triangle. It's Jacob constantly assaulting/harassing Bella and then manipulating her into kissing him so he doesn't kill himself and Stephanie just branded it as a teen romance.

@amaeliss7827 Yıl önce

I'm team Alice. Like excuse me but that scene from the book where she's like "I love Bella too"? Iconic. Magnificent. She deserves a girlfriend

@emoxgirlxlove123 Yıl önce

Honestly Edward is an actual saint when it comes to Jacob… I wouldve thrown hands multiple times throughout this movie for the shit he says

@noelbernabe8704 Yıl önce

Seriously ... between sexually assaulting Bella and emotionally blackmailing Bella with suicide, it's a miracle Edward didn't freaking kill him. No other guy would be patient enough to put up with that. Plus some of the stuff which happens with Jacob at the end of Breaking Dawn. How does Jacob survive the Twilight saga?

@jariccacierra8445 2 aylar önce

@@noelbernabe8704the treaty about Cullens not killing humans or wolves. Thats why he doesn't kill him

@noelbernabe8704 2 aylar önce

@@jariccacierra8445 Thats what makes the treaty so one sided and stupid. Wolves shouldn't be allowed to harm humans either. While the treaty was in effect the wolves have attacked more humans than the Cullens have.

@katienelson1073 Yıl önce

"imagine if the season 2 finale of euphoria just randomly had alice cullen in it" the world is not ready for him he is ahead of our time

@masync183 Yıl önce

@@MD-vu9tl haven't seen euphoria, genuinely thought that after seeing this comment lmao

@sylvy16 9 aylar önce

@@MD-vu9tl wait so what did happen?

@pink_florets Yıl önce

I need to say this. The pace at which you talk and the edits between sentences is perfect. It’s literally perfect. I think at the same pace as these videos

@AlexisMitchell87 Yıl önce

Mike is so enthralling. I’d listen to him recount this saga instead of watching/reading it any day.

@awwitsrach Yıl önce

He could literally describe his grocery store trip and I’d listen!

@eccas3411 Yıl önce

I thought you meant Mike Newton for a second

@NG-ue4th Yıl önce

First time I read the series I was 12 and was Team Edward (cause rob pat duh). Second time I read the book, I was 17 and was Team Jacob (cause book Edward was a first rate creepshow fr). Last time I read the book, I was 22 and became Team Alice. Such a character development journey for me lol

@TaurusWitch29 5 aylar önce

Sounds about right 😂

@sambuys6415 Yıl önce

Okay but imagine the rabbit hole he’d fall into if he started reading the books! There is an absurd amount of lore and mundane moments that were cut out of the movies!! I’m here to remind you of Bella and Edward at lunch during school. Bella asked Edward if he can eat human food and he deadass tells her that he can eat it but it’s gross and he’s gonna have to throw up later!! Then he eats a bite of pizza like bitch what. Bella is entirely amused by the vampire oddities that they discuss while just hanging out it’s wild.

@keoels9642 Yıl önce

the most insane thing i ever read in the books: bella was going to meet edwards parents and she put on the UGLIEST ABOMINATION OF AN OUTFIT. “I ended up in my only skirt -- long, khaki-colored, still casual. I put on the dark blue blouse” are you telling me she went to meet century old vampires and she choose the most grotesque church mum outfit?? to make things worse EDWARD had the audacity to say “You are utterly indecent -- no one should look so tempting, it's not fair.” I swear to fucking god i can’t believe she went out like that, it seriously keeps me up at night

@nikemaraje5 Yıl önce

@@keoels9642 girl bye when you started talking about your most insane moment I wasn't expecting this but- ☠ You're right. Like didn't they have better clothes in 2008 ? That outfit was trash (mind you the 1st book was written in 2005, but as a 2000s fashion lover I just can't speak on this without getting MAD, like Stephenie you're going to have to pay for your crimes one moment or later, why tf would you give her a khaki skirt...)

@keoels9642 Yıl önce

@@nikemaraje5 i honestly had to close the book after i read that and have a moment of silence for poor bella. A LONG KHAKI SKIRT?! absolutely unacceptable unhinged behaviour from miss Stephenie Meyer. there are insane shit in the books but nothing impacted me so greatly than that outfit. in no decade or universe is that outfit decent. i like to believe edward was making fun of her in that moment and being sarcastic when he said that to her.

@julietavazquez4316 Yıl önce

@@keoels9642 GIRL ME TOO!!!! I could never get that fucking outfit out of my head. it's grotesque and a crime to humanity AND vampirity.

@Ioborja Yıl önce

@@nikemaraje5 Bella was in her Mormon-core phase 🤪🥵

@samm6661 Yıl önce

I was always team Jacob. Mostly because I was a closeted lesbian and thought picking the muscly guy would make me look straighter. I am now team Alice.

@alim.9801 9 aylar önce

Oh NO 😭😭

@faleaaaa123 Yıl önce

The Cullen house is actually in an extremely wealthy part of my hometown (where all the twilight movies were filmed). It was listed in 2010 for 3 mill but is probably now actually worth about 10 million dollars due to crazy Vancouver property inflation. I was in high school when they were being filmed and remember trying to crash the filming locations with my friends during class because most of the forest scenes were filmed in the forests directly bordering my school/ hometown. Good times good times. (also i think the house may be for sale currently so s.n.a.t.c.h that shit up quick)

@nikemaraje5 Yıl önce

This is giving me major 2008-2012 nostalgia like it's actually painful 😭 I'd love to live in an area like this and hang out in the woods with my friends after school, laying right in the middle of a clearing and look at the sky like we're witches or smth 🔮🌲

@mmmwatchasay3014 Yıl önce

I wonder if it’s for sale because there’s too many twilight fans visiting the house?

@lfior Yıl önce

They actually built the house for eclipse, so it might not be the same as that of the previous films. They built it from scratch.

@michellelisamuo6140 Yıl önce

@@mmmwatchasay3014 I went to see the house recently and there are cameras and signs telling people to go away.. I felt bad and left very quickly 😂 it’s completely understandable though! Who would want strangers creeping around their house all day..

@mmmwatchasay3014 Yıl önce

@@michellelisamuo6140 omg the poor owners

@meganina4ever Yıl önce

‘She’s immediately a queen- she’s also a werewolf’ giving big ‘she’s a mammoth, of course’ vibes

@neptune1032 Yıl önce

the sweater, the necklace, the hair, the nails, sis you popped off like you’re girlboss slaying

@countryboy3589 Yıl önce

When you, a queen, come across another queen and start a discussion on how best maximise your joint slay

@elle3208 Yıl önce

i just looked up the price of his gorg sweater 400$ our king is popping off

@xtina. Yıl önce

@@elle3208 could u please tell me where u found the sweater!

@AraJade Yıl önce

Is that a Pandora necklace? O_O

@brooket8068 Yıl önce

THE HAIR!!!!

@loonylovegood141 Yıl önce

I don’t have the attention span to finish my homework but I can watch Mike review a twilight movie for 27 minutes straight

@racheldytrych3719 Yıl önce

Same

@kingosnake7158 Yıl önce

agreed, as i sit on my bed attempting to find motivation for my college art projects that are due in two days but nope

@thatdeadmeme Yıl önce

Every time Mike says Veronica when he means to say Victoria, it’s giving Riverdale Twilight AU, but obviously Veronica is Betty’s rival vampire with her power and influence over all the other vamps, but Betty’s trying to become a vampire to be with her edgy undead boyfriend, Jughead. Meanwhile, Archie is the major werewolf dogboy that’s being way too protective and fighting bears in the woods.

@nikemaraje5 Yıl önce

Watch them use that plot in season 69

@EF-kk3vh Yıl önce

dammit if this was what riverdale was I'd watch the hell out of it

@sbp4215 11 aylar önce

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!

@sbp4215 11 aylar önce

Archiekins = becomes Wolfiekins

@alim.9801 9 aylar önce

This makes too much sense

@daniellebernard8226 Yıl önce

If I remember correctly, the jorts thing is that pre-empitivley, the wolves have stashed emergency jorts in the forest around La Push and Forks. And also before they transform and hide their pants in more jort holes. So imagine ur walking in the bush and u see a blue thing out of the corner of ur eye and upon further inspection, its jorts

@sbp4215 11 aylar önce

⚠️ EMERGENCY JORTS ⚠️

@Bronnybronny Yıl önce

Imagine mike becoming a professor and teaching exclusively through movie/tv references lol

@lucyprice6643 Yıl önce

When I was first watching all the twilight movies, i straight up skipped Eclipse and did not notice. I had no prior knowledge of twilight, I thought it was just a weird time skip-- New Moon ends with a proposal and Breaking Dawn starts with a wedding, like all this drama and for what. Nothing happens.

@noelbernabe8704 Yıl önce

Originally Twilight only was supposed to be Twilight and Breaking Dawn. New Moon and Eclipse are sort of filler.

@gungun4663 Yıl önce

AND HE RETURNED WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST

@brianna2988 Yıl önce

I thought this said, “… when we need him the moist” and I felt gaslit, gatekept, and girlbossed in that order. Then I reread it and realized I can’t read. Sorry bestie 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

@gungun4663 Yıl önce

@@brianna2988 LMAO OMG 😭

@aricaine5024 Yıl önce

@@brianna2988 I love this comment so much omg

@heiressananiah8788 Yıl önce

Avatar the Last Airbender vibes.. If you know, you know

@wateensescape Yıl önce

The girls that get it, get it. The girls that don’t, don’t.

@JohannaisaViking Yıl önce

I hate that I know this but when Bella becomes a vampire she tries to wear contacts to hide from Charlie and the venom on her eyes (lol) keeps dissolving the contacts so she can't wear them for long. She also has to remind herself to blink a lot and move slowly which is fun vampire lore. Love to imagine the Cullens constantly forcing themselves to move in slow-mo.

@sarakilburn2711 Yıl önce

Understanding 90% of the pop culture references in Mike's video's is my superpower.

@lagritsalammas Yıl önce

You and Mina Le are becoming my two favourite channels on youtube. I feel that you both do pop culture commentary so well, albeit differently. Keep on rocking!

@esha6881 Yıl önce

Wow they’re my fave to! I agree such diff creators but both so amazing!

@TPNsBiggestFan 9 aylar önce

was not expecting someone to talk about mina le here but youre so right

@lagritsalammas 9 aylar önce

@@TPNsBiggestFan shoutout to our girl Mina Le

@Person1865 Yıl önce

I was 22 when the first movie came out. I felt like I was in on the joke, but now I'm worried about the children who were exposed to this franchise. I hope you're all ok.

@wvchel Yıl önce

we’re not 🫶🏽

@thatpeskyrat 10 aylar önce

i read the books when i was 8

@crazyrathottie4896 Yıl önce

my heart is literally broken that you didn’t talk about seth, he’s my absolute favorite character from twilight

@beansprout6550 Yıl önce

Edward and Jacob in this movie give big divorced dad’s passively aggressively insulting each other while dropping their child off for the others custody week. They are NOT on good terms for some dumb reason, but they’re definitely still in love and only angry at each other because they’re too proud to express their feelings and instead act upon their own suppressed sexual attraction and romantic passion via passive aggressive anger. Rob would agree, i think.

@businessbabe3534 Yıl önce

😂😂 love this comment. Rob would agree.

@teno3695 Yıl önce

Rob would … literally agree.

@jj.loveli Yıl önce

Team Jakeward anyone? Lol

@leafletanon Yıl önce

@BusinessBabe secret romeo and juliet vibes

@carissalynne104 Yıl önce

bella literally compares getting dropped off by edward at the rez to see Jacob to her divorced parents in the books 😭😭

@aliceepalermo5047 Yıl önce

I was always team Jacob (when I was a teenager) and my aunt would always say that when I get older I'd become team Edward. I was ADAMANT that this was not going to happen. I'm now 24 and can confirm that I have moved over to team Edward

@lisasowa1195 11 aylar önce

Why tho? He is a creepy stalker

@TaurusWitch29 5 aylar önce

Move to Alice. She's the only good option. Lol 😂

@azultante Yıl önce

In the books the werewolves have a band wrapped around their ankles where they put the shorts where they transform. In the book, Bella had that same question about the shirtlessness but its all talked about. Stephanie Meyer leaving no plotholes behind.

@sleepyffi Yıl önce

whenever i watch mikes videos i feel like i’m in my besties room and they’re describing their favourite movie/show to me. love it

@maaaarrrrr Yıl önce

“huffing a bella scented candle” TOOK ME OUT

@natsinnett9751 7 aylar önce

In Jacob's defense in the tent scene, the taking off the clothes thing is 100% legitimate. Winter clothes especially are designed to keep the heat you have in and keep as much cold from the outside out. Coats don't work if you have no heat to keep in. But because coats are supposed to keep the outside out, they also prevent the spread of heat from external sources. It's recommended that groups who are experiencing hypothermia sleep together naked under a shared blanket. Or at least coat undone and shirt off chest to chest.

@NUBF 3 aylar önce

Idk why I feel like I should remember this for future reference 🤔

@convoswithkara Yıl önce

mike's mind is just the gift that keeps on giving

@bleedinghoneysuckle7900 Yıl önce

Mike‘s mind and mike‘s mic 😌

@convoswithkara Yıl önce

@@bleedinghoneysuckle7900 youtube's power duo wbk 💅

@pigeont1221 Yıl önce

Making us more cultured, smarter... better as human beings in general.

@pigeont1221 Yıl önce

Contributing to human evolution

@ThornheartCat Yıl önce

It really is amazing how the least interesting thing about Twilight is the actual story.

@Em63974 Yıl önce

It is my deepest shame tht I once loved Jacob and Alice. Jacob is scary and Alice goes nothing but force Bella to do things she is uncomfortable with. Team Rosalie what an icon.

@Supernaturlisch Yıl önce

My main takeaway from rewatching Eclipse is that Jacob is insufferable and I have no idea how I could’ve ever had doubts about what team I was on. I mean Bella made adult and irreversible choices with a horny teen brain and fell in love with a man with whom she shared no visible hobbies or interests apart from staring into each other’s eyes. But still. Jacob was SO-

@krystallewis8147 Yıl önce

These videos are so much more interesting than watching the actual movie. Like a straight breakdown of the good stuff and fly past the irrelevancy. The engagement has got me very attentive

@user-lb8ml5vr8q 22 gün önce

We need a movie with the aesthetics of Twilight but nothing else from Twilight

@katjaparr651 Yıl önce

Mike calling Victoria Veronica for the entire video is such an important thing to me

@tiffanyquasnitschka1901 Yıl önce

I keep picturing Veronica Lodge… “Lodge lodge!”

@TaurusWitch29 5 aylar önce

And then we move to the lodge fire 😂

@alext9760 Yıl önce

Smeyer knew Jacob was too good for Bella and she had to character assassinate him so people would still root for Edward. Its the racism for me 😬😔

@wanderingnippa Yıl önce

I didn't know I needed this so much until I found it. Love your content, and this is the thing that keeps me sane while the slowest apocalipse drags on turning worse and worse as these last few years go by. You are a ray of sunshine!

@thatswhatisaidsodiumchlori5370 Yıl önce

to address the Pants Man phenomenon, in the books it was explained that in the werewolf territory they dug cubby holes into trees that have a bunch of clothes in em in case a werewolf reverts back to a naked man in the middle of the woods. this would make sense if not for the fact that there’s probably Tree Clothes that are 30 years old and haven’t been washed in the same amount of time.

@ouijedanse Yıl önce

Most of my favorite camping is on the peninsula and let me tell you the tree jorts are probably an absolute nightmare to park rangers and/or conservationists. Not to mention all the volunteers who help with cleanups. Like - y'all need to stop leaving trash in the Olympic National Park hasn't global climate change done enough?!

@twixgirl7023 Yıl önce

Okay no but I remember reading the Twilight books at thirteen and thinking “why is there so much emphasis on Edward’s car and the fact it’s a Volvo” I remember reading Stephanie Meyer’s Volvo fantasies in middle school

@marcotisch2605 10 aylar önce

Ok but the effect this had on me is that everytime I see a Volvo I think oh purrrr Edward so I think thats quite a unique way to keep people thinking about your books in a way

@cryism7798 6 aylar önce

i would genuinely rather watch mike's recap of a movie than an actual movie at this point

@alexasunshine83 Yıl önce

My husband made me watch all the twilight movies recently because I had only watched the first one when it came out and LITERALLY you have said all the thoughts I had while watching it 😂 Edward did not deserve the actual nonsense of Bella and Jacob

@kidedaionsymoti4036 Yıl önce

Ha! Funny seeing you here! Great video today btw!

@Cherry_Smoke Yıl önce

Yeah. Why must I choose between these two weak musty men? Whatever I choose, I am not going to be in the winning position at the end. Twilight's love triangle is like presidential elections.

@vanber1998 Yıl önce

@@yanirasalka412 it's not the vibe 🤚💅

@camigaby2797 Yıl önce

I was just here reading the comment having a good time and then BAM I find out ALEXASUNSHINEEIGHTYTHREE WROTE IT and everything just got betterrrrrr

@meepmeepy Yıl önce

@molliemayer3716 Yıl önce

"who is providing all the cargo shorts for these werewolves" took me tf out

@iidaii8875 Yıl önce

To be honest, I couldn't remember that all of this stuff happened in Eclipse alone. Thank you for refreshing my memory Mike!

@Megan-gs2qp Yıl önce

this could have all been solved if someone explained to jacob, bella, and edward what a throuple was

@beckymcdonald9529 Yıl önce

That would have involved Stephanie Meyer knowing about throuples 🤭😂

@pridemoth_ Yıl önce

I was always Team Jacob, mostly because everything that happened after New Moon was blatant character assassination. Also I'm always cold, so I would 100% prefer a werewolf to cuddle with to a corpse.

@lunamoth_ Yıl önce

"why are you giving still when you should be giving sparkling" this is why i always watch your content

@user-mz2ne4yh2t Yıl önce

Looking in retrospective, Bella was a straight-up Hormone Monster this entire series, the lengths she went just to get laid, can relate ngl

@fcproductions3160 Yıl önce

unfortunately same

@pearlngozi2818 Yıl önce

This is sending me. She's on Maury's level.😭😭😭

@deesid4411 Yıl önce

Thank you for bringing us all together to discuss twilight, I missed 2008

@nataliesalati6553 Yıl önce

I cannot for the life of me conceive why watching you tell me what happened in these movies and tv series is more enticing to me than actually watching them... BUT I'm here for it!

@LivInThe60s Yıl önce

This was way too relatable and entertaining. Bless you Mike.

@clairemagnuson2729 Yıl önce

8:44 if they HAD to fight till the death, Mona would obviously win. Maddy and Veronica would really be duking it out. If they’re purely solo, maddy would win. If they had access to resources and money and sidekicks, Veronica would put maddy in her place. Blair would lose in any situation. BUT, if the girlbosses didn’t have to follow the rules, I think Veronica and maddy would endear themselves to Mona early on. Veronica would eventually go for a power play and lose. Maddy would hold on as Mona’s friend till the end, and then possibly overtake her because we know Mona’s weak spot can be her love for the girlbosses in later seasons. It’s really a toss up in the end between maddy and Mona. However, I guess we haven’t really seen maddy plot in euphoria, so I would be excited to see that if she’s capable of it

@trishgoudreau5082 Yıl önce

I'm so late on this video but I love how much you focus on the non-bella parts of this. I need a full twilight recap that makes me forget bella swan exists and it's all just the vampire werewolf politics.

@serendestiny7574 Yıl önce

the amount of pop culture/stan twitter references you must know in order to decypher mike's videos is honestly sending me x)

@saturnine405 Yıl önce

that's what makes it so entertaining to me, like my brain is putting 2 & 2 together and discovering a joke (only it's 2&2&2&2...)

@serendestiny7574 Yıl önce

@@saturnine405 yes mike is making sure our brain cells are staying active x)

@frostyskeletons8950 Yıl önce

He’s my connection to pop culture tbh

@leafletanon Yıl önce

my brain creates new neural pathways every time i watch his videos

@TaurusWitch29 5 aylar önce

These little jokes slipped in absolutely kills me

@mira-pi8yd Yıl önce

I've read a total of two twilight fanfics and somehow both were better than anything Stephanie Meyers has ever written?!?!

@great-jake Yıl önce

I don't know if this is good writing or just off the top of your head improv storytelling, but 10/10. So good. I was going to comment my fav quotes but there were too many lol.

@hayleylambo 9 aylar önce

the worst thing about jacob and bella is that in the first movie/book bella is 17 and jacob is 15! BUT WHEN HE BECOMES A WEREWOLF THEY EXPLAIN IT LIKE “oh i physically age faster and then just slow down so i’m physically 20” SIR-

@goobypoo7815 Yıl önce

I would love to watch you do these recap/review videos of euphoria episodes cos I'm obsessed with how you explain everything lmao

@13nerdful Yıl önce

Bella sitting in the chair for months depressed is like a foreshadowing of the covid-19 pandemic 🤌🏻 is there anything Twilight can’t do?!

@proboffensive Yıl önce

buy nice wigs

@bazooka-sharks-parker Yıl önce

pick a lighting style apparently

@jdms65 Yıl önce

Model non-disturbing age appropriate relationships

@byMemo0 25 gün önce

The best thing about this video is that Mike was so not bothered about it that he kept calling Victoria 'Veronica' for the whole thing.

@hlonimangena8812 Yıl önce

I am LIVING for the Jacob slander 😭👏🏽 love this video and this series

@kseni_vely 2 aylar önce

This is maybe the 5th time I'm watching these videos ... Eclipse is still my fave, it's the stupidest and most chaotic one and I love it 🤣❤

@keladry12 Yıl önce

That "siren" from Hell's kitchen is actually a cymbal (or perhaps a different piece of suspended metal) played with a bow on the edge. Just because I think that makes it so much cooler.

@her_she_her Yıl önce

i WILL NOT have runaways slander.. that movie is iconic and you will regret implying its flop energy after watching it

@lcan8524 Yıl önce

I rewatched all of twilight in 2020 and was DYING at Jacob being so creepy! But none of my friends have watched twilight recently so they couldn't revel in my anger with me. I just looked like a lunatic ranting about Jacob lol

@feedmeaffection4160 Yıl önce

I would´ve loved hearing you rant. I always find it entertaining

@frostyskeletons8950 Yıl önce

Meyer did his character so flipping dirty to make Edward look better. That being said I have and will always be Team Alice

@deesid4411 Yıl önce

@@frostyskeletons8950 team Alice but not Alice with Bella, Alice deserves better than her royal highness floppy

@ellieprebble6203 Yıl önce

loving your use of lunatic describing you talking about a werewolf hahaha

@AgentSteffi Yıl önce

OMG me too. Recently because twilight was a topic someone said "team jacob" and I was like - "NO. I haven't watched all movies, but YT reviews and this man is sooo toxic" and everyone was like: "....."

@guadalupeguzman5269 Yıl önce

i love this movie because it gives you no breaks. also my mum once tried to rent a house and she kept calling the real state agent sebastián although he made it very clear his name was santiago and it's forever recorded on whatsapp video. so this gave me the same energy 🖤😎

@rebeccah2767 Yıl önce

I love that you mixed Veronica and Victoria because I think of Veronica Hastings and I imagine our PLL liars in the Twilight universe. Jane would make the Ultimate "A"

@gayghostprince Yıl önce

I'm so excited that you're covering the rest of the twilight movies!! I've shown the first two to nearly all of my friends against their will

@LRCh_ Yıl önce

My favorite explanation to date for why Jacob (et al) wears shorts but no shirt is that the pack keeps strategic jort caches around the forest.

@lucijademo1557 Yıl önce

"If you can wear pants you can wear a shirt" 🤣 Truer words have not been spoken 🤣

@iwannatalkalot3415 Yıl önce

Miss Steph *HAD* to make Jacob totally unlikable because people in her mind HAD to prefer Edward. She knew she made Jake too kind, sweet and good for Bella in New Moon 😂 she needed people to side again with Mr Eddy

@applecrumpets Yıl önce

Yeah, I remember being team Jacob while reading the second book. I really didn't want Edward to return 😂 And then Eclipse happened and I HATED Jacob 😂

@ia490 Yıl önce

Yes, she butchered Jacob's character to push her Team Edward agenda 🤮

@mandolen3317 Yıl önce

That's why 1st half of last book was from Jacob's perspective?

@TeamRonify Yıl önce

No it’s so true New Moon Jacob is literally perfect for her

@085665372 Yıl önce

ngl i read new moon and after that, I could never pick up Eclipse or Breaking Dawn. I was so in love with Jacob. I get angry everytime Edward is mentioned. 11 year old me knew Eddy was a horrible person and hated Bella for choosing him.

@SheffieldLover Yıl önce

Mike continuously misnaming Victoria as Veronica is a mood!

@maggieelizabethh3043 Yıl önce

I saw the midnight premiere of this film and I DISTINCTLY remember the entire cinema losing it when Jacob dropped the “I am hotter than you” line

@chloekuroi Yıl önce

The confidently wrong energy in "Ba-ba-BA VERONICA" is peak girl boss

@rabbittz 7 aylar önce

I am a charlinator. Love charlie . He is the only reason I watch it. Love a loving dad that has flaws but tries his best to love a emotionally awkward daughter

@kellyvaliant9069 Yıl önce

The joy I feel when you upload is truly great. Also the hair is serving

@EricDean97 Yıl önce

“And of course Alice serves, like come on” was pretty much my entire takeaway from the Twilight series in middle school

@beatm6948 Yıl önce

Absolutely. She was my favorite, and an icon

@mylord9395 Yıl önce

And Jane too. She served queen

@paleorchids9711 Yıl önce

I’ve been team Jacob since New Moon came out and you literally made me team Edward within 28 minutes

@katjosephperez8772 9 aylar önce

I was Team Edward (and a part of me always will be), but I got on board with Team Alice when I found commentary TRvidrs shipping it a few years ago

@jimmynuetron8388 Yıl önce

Mike I don’t know if you realize(I’m sure you do) but the reason you’re blowing up is because you actually take time to make sure you put out quality content instead of just uploading.. also hurry tf up with the glee video or I’ll skin you alive ❤️🙏

@elizabethheyn5365 Yıl önce

Mike's reviews are honestly the best thing ever

@arifeaster585 Yıl önce

I love how every recap Mike does he’s always so upset about their time in school

@jurastanley1997 Yıl önce

Me: Serious, poised, listening to this fantastic breakdown of Eclipse. Mike: No why is Jasper at this graduation party serving Willy Wonka? Me: :spits out soda all over phone screen:

@anmolgandhi9835 Yıl önce

Bestie Mike is giving us everything. I didn’t expect the sudden Jessi Coldblooded reference but I am here for it. Mikestie is the full package, people! Also side-note: it makes sense that Bella and Jacob are all over the place in comparison to Edward; they are TEENAGERS while (still) crusty Edward is 110 years old.

@katelovesbeauty98 Yıl önce

mike i just love your videos so much. they make me so happy! also the little housekeeping updates at the end of what kind of content is coming soon i really appreciate, i fee like most ppl on the platform don't do that but i like to be in the loop so thanks!!

@_txhrxxm_ 10 aylar önce

That little Euphoria reference just made me realize I’d love to see Mike fully discuss/make a video about it

@uggy9719 Yıl önce

I would honestly gather more information via movie summary if it were done in this way, than if it were done in a 2 hour long in-depth review. I know the internet has completely fried my brain, but this is simply more understandable to me and my single-digit amount of brain cells.