@AerithRoses huh, yeah that sorta suggests maybe a copyright thing. As long as you can't make money they can't take it from you, and private videos can't make money. I can't imagine what he could have possibly done wrong considering 90% of his audio is totally original but idk
@Gary Good equally not proven to be false. Everyone forgets to mention the part about just not knowing. It's like indoctrinated ego, for lack of a better definition. WHO KNOWS?
@Eno WTH??? That's pretty intense I had an uncle, who i had met once (in jail) in the late 70s probably? His brother was shot in the back and killed by the town Sheriff. This is a tiny little town. My uncle told the Sheriff his intentions, and came back years later and killed the sheriff. He was tried and convicted in that county, and was kept in that jail. The town, and other officers knew about and did not care for that sheriff. So lofton was allowed to go about his way through the day, chatting it up with people, and still having a life for the most part. He would just retire every night back to the jail cell. It was a whole different world back then. It was a respectful thing that he did, but illegal nonetheless. If everyone in town understood this, it seems a better way, than we have now. It holds everyone accountable for their actions.
The fact that you are reviewing the type of game that my now 50-year old mother used to obsess with is so surreal. It brings back memories of my childhood as I helped her find the stuff she can't see. I really believe these kinds of games were a hit for old people.
@TimTamTon the new one is like Teen Titans go in comparison to the original, but at least attempts to have a plot with recurring characters that sometimes change, like how Animo replaces his body with Frankensteined animal parts in one episode and stays like that, but most of it is mind numbing filler
@Researcher Chameleon god ben 10 was so fucking amazing back then (I haven't seen the new one but being an adult I feel the original will always have my heart)
@Spookypooky 13 cool, I would recommend starting with the original, then alien force, ultimate alien, then omniverse, (release order). The reboot in 2016 was pretty mid, especially when you grew up on the original, but if you wanted to introduce the franchise to a little cousin who is too young for the original, it works for a good starter
@Ducky I AM a completely straight heterosexual man. I would deflower myself for IH. I think i just want to hear his voice whispering behind my left ear; I'm going to take care of you; I just need you just need to loosen up a bit, it's only going to hurt more if your so tense. And i want you to enjoy this as much as i'm going to.
The way that the game is already ‘animated’ like a deepfake of ‘Angela Anaconda’ makes it delightfully easy to miss when IH switches to his Photoshop handpuppets.
Oh thank goodness, Mark managed to upload Queen Liz's consciousness into the Metaverse before she could slip away. Now she can expleen for us for all eternity!
Might I recommend “Abyss: The Wraiths of Eden”. You play as a woman whose fiancé has gone missing on a diving expedition, you dive down to his last known location, but she keeps seeing shadows out of the corner of her eye, and can’t shake the feeling that she is being watched
@Agnieszka Adhedonia recently, I watched a play through of the game, and realized that my brain suppressed the memories of things like blood messages, and bodies falling out of doors, but that was 8 years ago, and now that I am older, I can appreciate it without suppressing the super dark (for 12 year old me) stuff and themes, like classic Ben 10 (seriously, there is an episode where Grandpa Max gets into critical condition after a fight, and Ben runs away because he is afraid that the danger that follows him around is going to hurt or kill the people close to him)
@Researcher Chameleon there was just something in the art style and general idea behind it which awoken my mind there. If you enjoyed it for the art-deco underwater vibe you might just enjoy Bioshock now as you're older :D
It was my early teenagehood fave, and imho Artifex Mundi's entire HOPA catalogue is a golden standout from the genre. I hope the like from the Historian himself is a promise 🙏
Excuse you! Spoiler alert much?! I'm not totally up to date with the Royals, I just got to the bit where the Queen had Diana killed for having it off with a Middle Eastern man.
IH’s perfectly reasonable suggestions being followed by the detective’s insane methods for getting around minor issues is an object lesson regarding the differences in how men and women view “problem solving.”
I love how "acid" in these games is always green, and always able to eat through metal in seconds, air vents are always large enough to fit a human, and criminals always leave taped confessions.
I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I like to just sit down and spend a couple hours playing through a hidden object game, partially for the wacky stories. Some games have extremely long franchises and it gets comical how crazy things keep happening to the same people. I know of one franchise where a woman goes from saving her sister on her wedding day, to needing to save her sister's family, to saving her niece specifically, to saving her boyfriend, to saving her husband, to saving her own kid, and it's just like CAN THIS POOR WOMAN CATCH A BREAK PLEASE?
i really hope you guys cover twisted metal sometime in the near future, it’d be funny to hear how you guys describe the stories. you can even pick which game to cover 😂
I discovered these this type of games with my gf around half a year ago and fell in love with how dumb and ridiculous they are. Got more emotions from them then from AAA releases. Would love to see more of these games on this channel!
The answer is obvious for why she did that, the goon's using tab targeting so it doesn't matter where she is because he completed the "Bottle Throw" cast time.
Okay, so when the cop drove the car into the ocean, right? The ambulance came by to: 1. Make sure the bad cop was okay, he did jump out of a moving car. 2. The bad cop would report the accident and the doctor would declare her dead and exonerate the cop.
I just played Hidden Mysteries Titanic and it's definitely something you should look into. you play as a woman trying to escape her poor past except her rich husband and her actually don't like eachother. and she has to solve every problem on the titanic. I swear I thought she wàs gonna put the ship back together or somrthing in a mini puzzle
Every twist and turn was just the writer being like "oh that'd be so cool and unexpected" and just never trying to make it make sense or fit into the actual story. 10/10 greatest crime series.
So... She was going to the warehouse in a police car with a guy who was in on it, who tries to kill her but then she receives a text to come to the warehouse where she was going anyway with the impersonator, then they hire the doctor to get her from the cliff and take her to the warehouse where she was going anyway...
@Futonrevolution The eagles aren't even the most stupid plothole in that story. They have a literal god living like a crackhead in a forest, who's unfathomably stronger than Sauron ever was and literally untouchable by both Sauron's army and powers, including the ring itself, and they just move on with their journey without so much as even asking him if he can help them or take the ring off their hands, with the justification that they think it'd be rude.
Emma: "My computer has malware! I'll just take this pocket knife to cut a rope, that I can use to hoist a sail, that I can use on a raft to travel across the Pacific, buy some eggs, perform a handstand, cure cancer, go back home, and run a scan on Windows Defender."
It's a classic example of an author that wants their plots to be unpredictable so the reveals have some sort of impact, but they don't understand the idea that it still has to make some kind of sense.
33:55 this plot hole could've easily be avoided if the note just says check the body because it make sense to double check if the Emma lived or not, so if she lived she's gonna trust the doctor, the doctor can lead her somewhere remote then kill her without anyone knowing, The cop can just say an excuse about being knock out after the accident and not knowing where she went, if she was dead nobodies gonna make a fuss about an ambulance approaching an accident so the doctor can just say the Emma died from an accident. Seems like a perfect crime but again not really committed a crime so I wouldn't know.
Yeah, I used to play a lot of these as a kid. They're made by some studio in Poland (where I assume they're originally voiced) then dubbed over on English by what I assume is a small American studio.
34:56 Exactly! When I was younger, my mom used to play these when we went on vacation on her laptop Now earlier this year, for a few days, after dinner she would come over to my room and we played a few of them together, Paranormal Files! :D
Hell yeah, they cracked open the pandora's box that is Hidden Object games. I remember the story of Ghost Files: The Face of Guilt and Weird Park Trilogy being particularly wacky.
I genuinely can't tell if the voice acting in this game is real people or text to speech. I also can't tell which parts were edited in and which were already in the game. This feels like a fever dream.
Yo! This video is a great example of people making videos of your game, sells the game! While, sure, my cousin and I are laughing our asses off... our mothers would unironicly enjoy this game. They love these types of games. We just need to see if they haven't already played it because they burn through these games by the dozens... and to be real, from the third person perspective, they all look all the damn same to us.
I was about to say toxicology results have a quick turn around in this world, but the particular doctor twist makes sense when you keep that in mind. When did they have time to take the lipstick to a lab to test for the toxin then to test if that particular toxin produced the same result as on the Jane Doe body? The game is cute, but you really have to suspend disbelief for it to work.
*yacht explodes* "hey yeah I got a drowning case on my hands. Might be suspicious." Good to see the police are exactly like they are in real life in this game.
I wanna see someone design a game like this completely ironically. Like the character is physically incapable of just doing the easiest bare minimum thing and just needs to find the most roundabout and ridiculous ways to solve any issue
An Artifex Mundi game? I love it! These are my guilty pleasure that makes me seem like a middle aged woman who dreamed of becoming a detective Edit: I just checked and do have all 3 family mysteries games.
Would you believe me if I said that this is the most competent out of the "Family Mystery Trilogy"? Yes, the two sequels to this bargin bin trash are somehow worse.
So she's going to the warehouse and the crooked cop decides to try and kill her so the doctor can steal an ambulance and pick her up to take her to the warehouse. This makes me hate my brain.
33:50 I think it would've made more sense if The Doctor was going to the meeting location but coincidentally met Emma on the road. He proceeded to text about it to the big boss, and that's where he got the orders to kill Emma. It would've made way more sense.
So this is a game published by Artifex Mundi. That means it has decent quality. AM used to make these HoGs (hidden object games) themselves. Any game specifically developed by Artifex Mundi is top quality. Enigmatis, Grim legends, Nightmares from the deep. These are all amazing Hidden Object Games. Even if you don't like HoGs, they let you swap that out and play mini games instead.
Man ya gotta love how the one time someone shoots a gun at Emma with the intent to kill her it hits the ONE tiny spot on her body protected by a thin sheet of alloy metal meant to look fancy first and foremost. That is totaly on par with a kevlar vest, that definantly also means full 100% imunity to any and all kinds of firearms. God i love absolute bullshit plots like these. They make my brain hurt so good!
"this is not us doing a bad impression" You know, I think as an Emma tier detective, I can piece the puzzle together. You are the real developers of these games, and this is all One BIG AD TIME
Got a bunch of these in a bundle a while back and streamed them to friends. Some were hilariously bad and Family Mysteries was one of them. You didn't see it in this video but there's a bonus chapter and it's somehow even worse! Can also recommend: Dreamwalker: Never Fall Asleep Path of Sin: Greed Uncharted Tides: Port Royal Dreamwalker, for example, starts in a hospital with a woman and she goes into V-fib. So, logically you call a doct- ... nope, you smash a cupboard with a Defib and do it yourself, then dive into her mind palace. Naturally.
Was there really an achievement for not skipping cutscenes? Like "Damn getting through all our shluck must have been difficult you deserve a badge of honour"
I like to think that the Sherlock theme wasn’t added for the video but was actually in the original game. The people that make Sherlock take it all so seriously it would be hilarious to have copied it from this game 😂😂😂 As a Brit it’s so comforting to see her Maj still getting work, despite all the disadvantages of being dead 😂
You guys are really nailing it ! Been watching for a few years now Nd feel like every episode just gets funnier and funnier and more polished. The ad for Raycons had me in stitches 🤣
14:31 I applaud your dedication to maximum expleening. Not even a single skipped cutscene. Also, I can't believe they paid for Drake's likeness to feature him as the Strange Gentleman. He's bad too.
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