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@winkfinkerstien1957
Too many puns can make me numb, but math puns make me number.
@randomvideowatcher
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@mkien2005
@mkien2005 7 aylar önce
​@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
@cynthiawadeson8843
@cynthiawadeson8843 5 aylar önce
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
@readthebible67
@readthebible67 10 aylar önce
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
@EvilTwin559
@EvilTwin559 Yıl önce
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
@silky0439
@silky0439 Yıl önce
This was better than the Whole Video!
@sazonsongs
@sazonsongs 11 aylar önce
🥁 badump. tsss!!
@S_047
@S_047 Yıl önce
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
@hazyaspect
@hazyaspect Yıl önce
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
@lsteiner
@lsteiner Yıl önce
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
@Lu-lk5bz
@Lu-lk5bz Yıl önce
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
@antoniomortem5783
Your life is a movie
@Lu-lk5bz
@Lu-lk5bz Yıl önce
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
@abelincoln196
@abelincoln196 Yıl önce
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
@wordforthespirit7852
@wordforthespirit7852 5 aylar önce
Wow great story of great memories
@owl_of_morkari
@owl_of_morkari Aylar önce
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
@richardwheeler3768
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
@richardwheeler3768
And again at 4:30
@lsteiner
@lsteiner Yıl önce
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
@dianebabeu4282
@dianebabeu4282 2 aylar önce
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
@yvonnerahui8729
@yvonnerahui8729 5 aylar önce
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
@CorysComedyChannel
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun. Yee-Haw!
@djgp1608
@djgp1608 8 aylar önce
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
@Heyou111
@Heyou111 10 aylar önce
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
@nokia5359
@nokia5359 5 aylar önce
a shell of a yolk... brilliant otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic! love these dads!!!
@cashstore1
@cashstore1 Yıl önce
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
@randomvideowatcher
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 2 aylar önce
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
@rhight
@rhight 10 aylar önce
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 8 aylar önce
Wow, people still say behind?
@rhight
@rhight 8 aylar önce
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 8 aylar önce
The last one was savage!
@pahoskins
@pahoskins 10 aylar önce
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
@jeffbray7791
@jeffbray7791 9 aylar önce
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion. Because he was outstanding in his field
@AnonymousGirl1.15
@AnonymousGirl1.15 2 aylar önce
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
@Garythedog3
@Garythedog3 8 aylar önce
That was funny! Thanks.
@fayereeves6568
@fayereeves6568 10 aylar önce
I like them best when the guys laugh
@RJLightning68
@RJLightning68 Yıl önce
Y'all make me laugh too hard
@MysteryAndroclese401
@MysteryAndroclese401 7 aylar önce
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
@theslimeymaniac
@theslimeymaniac 5 aylar önce
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
@rrumi4618
@rrumi4618 Yıl önce
That one guy who always get the joke.
@jmrdrgz
@jmrdrgz 4 aylar önce
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
@Nako3
@Nako3 7 aylar önce
I wish there was more of this
@tatenaugle
@tatenaugle 7 aylar önce
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@Nako3
@Nako3 7 aylar önce
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
@robsimpson6537
@robsimpson6537 Yıl önce
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
@toddwynn3397
@toddwynn3397 11 aylar önce
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@robsimpson6537
@robsimpson6537 11 aylar önce
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
@genesummers1111
@genesummers1111 11 aylar önce
That's what it's all about!
@1badombre82
@1badombre82 6 aylar önce
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 2 aylar önce
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
@Black_Flag_Studios
@Black_Flag_Studios 4 aylar önce
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
@ericspence-tw3pt
@ericspence-tw3pt 8 aylar önce
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
@nickhand8054
@nickhand8054 Yıl önce
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
@randomvideowatcher
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
@graemedickey3638
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
@a.n.7863
@a.n.7863 6 aylar önce
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
@tomlinsonsteven90
@tomlinsonsteven90 3 aylar önce
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 6 aylar önce
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
@JayFreestyle
@JayFreestyle Yıl önce
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
@RangerCaptain11A
rockin' the dad gut too.
@emmas9928
@emmas9928 Yıl önce
I laughed at every joke.
@BHambee
@BHambee 9 aylar önce
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
@davidvanriper60
@davidvanriper60 2 aylar önce
I lost my job at the calendar factory... because I kept missing days...
@iannadeau5353
@iannadeau5353 Yıl önce
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
@wendystrong3827
@wendystrong3827 Yıl önce
These jokes are really funny!!
@rogerherron7718
@rogerherron7718 Yıl önce
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
@R3cce
@R3cce Yıl önce
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants? Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
@johnnyfleming522
@johnnyfleming522 6 aylar önce
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
@brilanto
@brilanto 5 aylar önce
You like 'Rango'?
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 2 aylar önce
It's socks.
@kaptaink6960
@kaptaink6960 6 aylar önce
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
@Cypher791
@Cypher791 Yıl önce
5:35 Nailed it
@user-vn6mb8im8w
@user-vn6mb8im8w 5 aylar önce
My thought exactly! 😃
@Jay-nb1ss
@Jay-nb1ss Yıl önce
That was pretty good! Lol😆
@robertthompson3941
Jay Mason?
@R3cce
@R3cce Yıl önce
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
@freedomson1
@freedomson1 11 aylar önce
I like!
@AlfonzoJenkins
@AlfonzoJenkins Yıl önce
Enjoying the jokes...
@frankeem3820
@frankeem3820 Yıl önce
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
@randomvideowatcher
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
@alysonhoch8730
@alysonhoch8730 Yıl önce
So so funny jokes
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
@cynthiawadeson8843
@cynthiawadeson8843 5 aylar önce
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
@shepatown
@shepatown Yıl önce
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
@Warrenwalker30
@Warrenwalker30 Yıl önce
I lost it at im working on it
@bobesposito7235
@bobesposito7235 11 aylar önce
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 2 aylar önce
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That* _# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
@authorcls7164
@authorcls7164 Yıl önce
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗 "Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
@travisbrink8837
@travisbrink8837 Yıl önce
Egg drives an egg car ton
@handsonwithblg4949
@handsonwithblg4949 5 aylar önce
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
@ScienceFan1859
@ScienceFan1859 Yıl önce
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 11 aylar önce
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation? He's a BONDing Agent
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 11 aylar önce
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe? A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
@genuin8588
@genuin8588 5 aylar önce
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
@coleenburris6816
ICU!!!!
@richardbrower457
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
@winkfinkerstien1957
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
@lsteiner
@lsteiner Yıl önce
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
@stirlingmin
@stirlingmin 9 aylar önce
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
@WealthNMe
@WealthNMe Yıl önce
Peak a boo…… ICU
@jenniferwinn3483
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
@deairmen
@deairmen 10 aylar önce
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
@RubbulxNuudhistorysnextbot1
how raindear with no head? no idea how raindear with no eyes and legs? still got no idea
@LanceMitchell-co4yy
@LanceMitchell-co4yy 10 aylar önce
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
@frankfreeman1444
Why not tell the one about how Mary had Jesus? That's hilarious!! 🙏
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
Maybe just save everyone the time and read a Bible. Its not hidden.
@lamar2143
@lamar2143 Yıl önce
A vegan. Cross-fitter, and an atheist walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
@Frank-rx8ch
@Frank-rx8ch 5 aylar önce
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 11 aylar önce
What did cat say to the Vet? Im not FELINE so well😿
@RavellJamesMartin
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
@izzy8919
@izzy8919 Yıl önce
A beater
@paulflint6254
@paulflint6254 Yıl önce
Whats white and black and red all over? A murdered Zebra
@terryswails1191
@terryswails1191 10 aylar önce
Dry but funny
@Sunone13
@Sunone13 2 aylar önce
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
@robertthompson3941
What to”say”?
@berniefynn6623
@berniefynn6623 Yıl önce
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
@robertthompson3941
Jay Mason?
@charlielong8317
@charlielong8317 Yıl önce
huh
@kathypichey4306
@kathypichey4306 6 aylar önce
Because it's funny
@erichiguera
@erichiguera Aylar önce
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
@sirmojo4537
@sirmojo4537 Yıl önce
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
@Channelzer00
@Channelzer00 Yıl önce
First :P
@alm2187
@alm2187 10 aylar önce
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
@roma540
@roma540 11 aylar önce
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
@jeahwinder4600
@jeahwinder4600 4 aylar önce
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Frank-rx8ch
@Frank-rx8ch 5 aylar önce
What do you call a tongue twister?
@florencegwee2107
O9
@kathyedits8216
@kathyedits8216 Yıl önce
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women? You can unscrew the lightbulb
@joebodynobody764
@joebodynobody764 Aylar önce
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot.
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr Yıl önce
I’d ruin so many of these videos by spoiling all the punchlines.
@powerplay.556
@powerplay.556 Yıl önce
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education. Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
@jbooks888
@jbooks888 Yıl önce
Is this 'Dad Jokes' or 'Bad Jokes' ??? Typo maybe?
@christianquingcong227
Repent for your sins and believe in the Lord Jesus now he is coming
@ms.farmgirl
@ms.farmgirl Yıl önce
Comedy is dead,, but now they are destroying dad jokes.
@SUPERNVA-gr4sr
@SUPERNVA-gr4sr Yıl önce
I don't need dad jokes My dad is a joke