@Sonic the handsome hedgehog! “killed them as fast as possible” buddy, have you seen the cutscenes and game mechanics in God of War 3? 1. Poseidon has the worst death ever, given that he was slammed into multiple walls, punched repeatedly, got his eyes gauged, and lastly, his head got twisted. 2. Hermes got his legs cut off before his death, so that isn’t fast 3. Heracles got his face bashed in repeatedly by Kratos using his weapon 4. Helios pretty much got beaten up before getting his head ripped off and it sure as hell wasn’t a quick one either 5. Zeus literally gets his ass beaten repeatedly and in the final stage before his death, you can literally spam the button to punch him as many times as you want; you can spam it for 10 seconds or for 10 hours if you could.
@Sonic the handsome hedgehog! I think you misunderstand me. Kratos could easily wipe out the Norse pantheon without restraint no doubt. I agree. But I'm just saying, for the ish that Heimdall was talking, Greek-era Kratos woulda made him suffer more. Norse-era Kratos focuses more on efficiency. Just a change in strategy is all.
@R S still doesn’t matter old Kratos is stronger than young Kratos dude meaning he didn’t even have to try to get this man to cosplay hurcules so your terribly wrong
The funny thing is, even though Baldur is able to feel again, now that he's paralyzed from the neck down, he's essentially stuck in the same position as before. Only now is he completely immobilized.
@Grimm ThrashR Hestia is a sweetheart. Would have been nice if we had an interaction between the two. Kratos hated all the gods but couldn't seem to hate Hestia.
@TheDomoKing You've stumbled upon Kratos's original domain in Greek mythology. He was the God of strength there and was one of the two torturers of Prometheus.
If you ever make another continuation to this, I wanna see Odin's reaction finding out that the Greek Gods could've also prevented all of this if they just made him forget about what he did.
Well if you guys didn't know that in Greek Mythology, The River Lethe can actually remove people's memories just from taking a sip from it or just drink it in a cup. I got this from a video of "The Mythology Guy", you'll learn something everyday.
The worst part is he didn’t even want to forget, he just wanted the constant nightmares to stop. And they didn’t even do that. Granted “killing your family” is worse than “mistreating guests” in Greek mythology so...
I hope he will add in a part where Poseidon or someone else is looking around for Sigrun only to find out that she got revived from G'na who either sits in or is just passing by the room.
I don’t think people who started playing god of war in 2018 realize just how insanely violent Kratos was when he was young and his pain was still fresh.
@Captain Simp let's see Norse gods Magni: axe to the face Modi: knife to the neck Baldur: neck snap Heimdall: arm blown off and strangled Thor: stabbed Odin: soul sucked out Meanwhile in Greece Ares: stabbed Thanatos: stabbed in the heart Athena: impaled by the blade of Olympus Poseidon: beaten, thrown around, eyes gouged out and neck snapped Hades: head cracked open and soul ripped out Helios: head ripped off Hermes: legs chopped off Hercules: face turned to red paste Hera: neck snapped Cronos: Nail ripped off, shoulder smashed open, stomach sliced open, crystal through chin and blade in the head Hephaestus: impaled by his own tool Zeus: punched at full force hundreds of times Get outta here
@Captain Simp let's see theres Poseidon for obvious reasons, Hades soul sucked out and the river styx eating through his guts and skulls, Heracles got punched by his own cratus til he became mash potatoes with eyes poppin, the princess of Poseidon being used to hold up a lever and got grinded to keep a gate open, threw Midas into a lava waterfall simultaneously burning him and turning into gold (hes still alive btw), ripped off multiple heads that being Medusa Euryale and Helios, moved the labyrinth to the point of ripping Daedalus chest apart, might be missing a few
@Sir Smiteful yeah tbh, besides the Leviathan Axe given by his wife, Draupnir’s the only weapon made by someone Kratos would call a friend/ally. I hope maybe all 3 weapons will still exist in the next games.
@Phillip Verano another God of war in Mesoamérica: Anubis to the aztec or Mayan gods :”what happen to the Khopesh of mont-, wait! What happen to the eye of ra?” Mesoamerican gods:“ the eye is useless, So the dog ate it.” All Egyptian gods: ANOTHER EMOTIONAL DAMAGE Norse gods: “yep, it’s painful to lose another weapon like the blade of something.” Greek gods in tears: yep
The rage screams while Odin was choking ares😂knowing Odin he would be hot as hell finding out his entire existence went to shit because of ares terrible decision making😂😂
Odin: Wait, aren't you alive? Weren't you helping him kill us? Sigrun: YUP! PEACE! *Flies away, you can then hear Kratos laughing in the background as Sigrun tells stories about the room.*
1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost, ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.
this is actually a great video for how long you can keep it going and it not get boring. people don't create videos this long anymore with this much substance. their own attention spans for creating videos has lowered. great job tho
Bro this is fuckin spot on. Great understanding of both mythology and game plot. Perfect. Could not have imagined better myself. I need this animated asap
That “who tf is mimir🧐🤨🤔” hit HARD😂😂😂 Edit. And it only took 4 weeks to make GAME OF THE YEAR. If you reading this can I get a PRAISE KRATOS for the vibes??
1) choking Ares out on sight? Priceless 2) Poseidon now becoming the God of Disrespect''? I salute you, sir. 3) The Furies trying to blow up the spot? Comedy gold 4) Elden Ring showing up at the end? Totally unnecessary pettiness... BUT I'LL ALLOW IT!!
my favorite part about these kind of content creators is that imagine how weird it must look seeing someone just running around his room with like 15 different outfits.
Kratos briefly being beaten by Sigrun brought Poseidon's gouged eyes back out (from his brain) in sheer amazement! I love this detail, man. Thanks for the GoW skits, I dig 'em! Edit: Poseidon don't really need to see, for the most part cuz he could just use the water within people to feel something. I guess that's how he felt Heracles' hand in the last skit, did y'all know?
@Thabang Sibanda I know kratos beat zeus to death but that's the only thing he did to him... Poseidon had no beef with Kratos and got his eyes removed and a broken neck. I said that in the sense of Psoeidon had no beef with Kratos, got his eyes and neck removed While Zeus who had done all the craziest shit to Kratos only got his ass beaten.. That's why I think poseidon had it the worst
@Maul the second worst death is when Kratos killed his half brother Hercules. While Poseidon was smashed on a rock once or twice, punched a few times and eyes destroyed and neck snapped which is very cruel. I argue that Hercules had it worst than Poseidon. When Kratos was done with Hercules he literally didn't have a face, he was completely unrecognisable, Hercules face was beaten with his own weapons so bad that Kratos destroyed the floor they were fighting on, Hercules literally didn't have a face anymore, Poseidon lost his eyes? Got beat a few times? Hercules lost his entire face and half his of his head😅. That is far worse than what Kratos did Poseidon.
@Maul what do you mean Kratos didn't beat Zeus to death when that's exactly what Kratos did to him? Did you really play gow 3?.... Anyway you could beat Zeus as much as you want by spamming O for as long as you want, kratos beat Zeus so bad that the screen turned completely red with blood, meaning that Kratos eyes was completely covered by Zeus's blood from beating him so bad, that is far worse than what he did to Poseidon. Poseidon's death was merciful as compared to what Kratos did to Zeus, in the end Kratos broke Poseidon's neck, making it a quick death, while Zeus was fisted to death which is far more cruel.
It’s funny Poseidon says it was “racially motivated” because Spartans, despite being under the Greek banner, are not actually Greek. Their whole cultural identity is based around being foreigners occupying Greek land. Heh
To be fair, Heimdall's a jackass and definitely deserved that. I mean it's no wonder why kratos killed him so violently, and why all the other gods treated him like crap.
Now, i'm more hyped for the part 3 of this if they make a part 3 in this arc of God of War. Cory Barlog if you see this, please, i need more MalsWRLD Poseidon bitching out all of those gods.
I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.
@Vicente Huerta Poseidon's only crime was being in Kratos' way. Kratos' had no beef with his uncle, but the _second_ Poseidon chose to step between Kratos and Zeus, Kratos' decided, "so you have chosen death."
@andydandy23 his step mom who literally caused all his pain and grief. But yeah Hercules just got the shit beat out of him so badly it was hilarious. Poseidon was just a "God damn Kratos" moment
@Random guy on yt racism is plain unthinking hate and spite it doesn't matter if that person is a saint and cured cancer because he is part of his race you will hate and kill this person no matter what that was the level of hate kratos was on and the beat down he gave Poseidon on
@Karam Yaghi i think its cause in the first episode he is the one thats angry at ares. Seeing Ares being choked brings him a huge amount of satisfaction.
1:23 they realized that the Norse gods got the mellow Kratos......and Heimdall realised that he got a taste of what the Olympians got because he didn't know how to shut up and use his brain
In the manner of principle to Kratos: You talk shit, you get hit. In this case, Hermes got his Js taken and Heimdall got his horn taken. Sucks to suck.
One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.
God I love these type of videos, I loved your ''all of the greek gods after fighting Kratos'' video and this one. Both masterpieces, you deserve way more subsy
Poseiden definitely got it the worst of all the gods after the initial defeat. I remember playing GW3 back in the day wondering how much longer I was going to have to pulverize that fool until he was dead.
I love how you can tell how much time passed, too. Poseidon has gotten over the worst of it, and now just laughs at the other Pantheon's misery, and gets to appreciate someone else hating Ares. Also, his blindness temporarily being cured by Kratos getting the ever living fuck beaten out of him by Sigrun is pure genius.
@Stealth Brawler lol your beliefs have absolutely nothing to do with my point my guy. The actual meaning of a god is someone who os omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresence. As the term god, refers specifically to the one of Christian faith. Greek, Norse, and other "gods" are actually called Deities. Which has an entirely different level of context and ability. Right... But turning people to salt/sand/stone pillars is not showcasing omnipotence. Neither is causing a flood etc. And again the very premise of God, is a fallacy, for the points I already mentioned that you seem to somehow think have to do with your own beliefs. Also his own lacky in Lucifer wasn't dusted. He took control of a 3rd of his army, and continues to control the world based on the scriptures. So if someone like Lucifer opposed him in the manner he did and is strill not only living but thriving, what makes you think he can just shit on Kratos who has the power above most deities and certainly Lucifer. It's like you want your cake and eat it too. Either you need to accept that God isn't as almighty as claimed due to the self defeating concepts. Or place him in the realm of deities. Also you may not be aware of this. But Zeus did the whole flood thing too. In which only 2 people survived. In fact many of the biblical tales like this have been done by greek deities and other pantheons. So Kratos has been dealing with people who can pull off Christian gods feats since the beginning.
@zephiro l bro you’re really pulling a 🤓 and acting like I am Christian or believe in god. I don’t care if it’s self defeating because while there’s “something he can’t lift” he’s also turned an entire town to sand/stone, and caused a worldwide flood, and such and so forth. Kratos would get dusted if we took “bible canon” and I don’t believe in the big cheese, if the big G does exist and doesn’t like not being believed in he could prove me wrong later.
@Stealth Brawler Neither is "the G man" His own context is self defeating. Because who created him. If he is all powerful then how would he be able to make something so heavy he can't lift it etc.
I love how Heimdall gets the respect he deserves in this video. Edit: also didn't anyone else notice that Odin grew back his left eye and lost his right one.
@Just a guy with a good photo Just the poseidon? I planned worse deaths for him man, I feel bad letting him die like that. I wished I had the right to choose his death 💀🙏
